Battles Touchstone vs RickGrimesIsDead
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I don't know if you quite know what I'm going through
- In order to cute you like this I'd need to use a multitool
- Cause Ricky baby you won't need to spit when I'm done with you
- Mostly cause your jaw will be dismembered, I.E. Split in two
- Unfortunately this one won't be one that you can win
- I may be new to this, but motherfucker I can spin
- Spin so hard your head will melt, somewhat akin
- To Indiana Jones, runner up won't even compare to it
- I really hope you prepared for the apocalypse
- Cause when I clip this rap off an eclipse
- Will cause you to dip into glorious splits
- Not the banana type, the kind that'll give you the shits
- Too bad your legs don't go that far, you're too old bitch
- By the way, this is me going easy
- If I were full throttle like Yeezy
- You'd be done by line two, easy peasy
- I'll take you down slowly, now you're fuckin piecemeal
DEFENDER'S RAP
- oh my god….here we go again
- you challenged me to battle? i thought that we was friends
- on that note i like you and ill go easy
- did you know you aint a gangster if you call yourself yeezy?
- ill kill you straight up like pac would
- when im done ill sign my name in your blood
- you say youll take me to your town…no thanks
- why would i wanna see your sister give you a wank?
- or your mum maybe your dad too
- i dont know what the fuck you get up to
- but i will spin a line that will not be forgotten
- like a spider i spin silk where as you spin cotton
- i have 8 legs to run circles around you with
- thats 8 more ways to make your body stiff
- ok so im gonna go now cause tomorrow i have work
- not everyone sits around all day watching the own mommy twerk :)