Battles Xtremist vs Web_Alternate
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- straight punchlines dawg
- ayo you finna be the only one with a wisdom fang
- your profile pic is more fictional than batarangs
- imagine me
- spitting bars of sulfur
- stinking worst than two gophers
- fucking in a golf hole
- all the cum guzzling down their buckteeth
- they cant breathe
- all the semen drenched in their esophagus
- yo
- my punchlines be more viscious than lil wayne
- make a niggas head go insane
- like super saiyan
- it gives me great pain
- knowing your extremely trash
- so trash in fact
- the garbage truck felt clean compared to you
- you a artist with no fans
- the only fans you have are the ones that
- are brainless
- made up of cages and blades
- blowin out air
- to cool you
- nigga
- im colder than a yeti giving saint nicholas the cold shoulder
- ill fight for my country like a soldier
- except when im on the battlfield
- i make the enemy kneel
- your pad full of lyrics is paper thin
- like the plot to a indie movie
- oh no
- your heads in a swivel
- how about i fry u like a mcgriddle
- your dick is so little
- your crotch gets sucked into your pants
- call that the 3rd pocket
- and also your lyrics are weaker than that anorexic twig of a woman taylor swift
- getting lowpay like a mickey d shift
- flipping burgers
- and rolling nuggets
- hurd the chef
- you dumbass piece if shit
- ill punch your dick so hard
- your dick gonna end up hanging from the anus
- my crimes are heinous
- but my victims are nameless
- the cops dont dare to chase this
- cuz i be the most dangerous nigga in town
- going on killing sprees longer than triple doses of viagra daily
- while you penning rhymes
- the pads telling you to stop
- cuz you whack as fuck
- you talk guns
- yet your weaker than a mop string
- web fanb suck a dick
- you talentless hack
- ill make you grab a thumbtack
- and rub it across your ballsack
- you no good sorry excuse for a emcee
- i hope your family disappears like a malaysian flight
DEFENDER'S RAP
- An Extremist? you saved the X, why not use a double X
- Become a feminine at best mate with XY and make a couple eggs
- Possess a feminine chromosome that's XX I double checked
- That means Female I figured the pieces out like a puzzle decked
- Yo your rap Is like you having titties like a roaming drag
- "Yo faggot there's kids here why the fuck you exposing that?
- Greatest punch liner huh? you sound like a fag throwing jabs
- That do no damn or harm besides the ram In me growing mad
- I'm charging at you to smash you maximal combat you
- You tried to run but you were too damn slow to react to
- So I blasted you, another cold rapper with hyperbole's
- You think your cold? I'll roast a motherfucker to the third degree
- To the face fucked like Two Faced the faggot cursed to be
- Have you look like a freak with the worst plastic surgery
- I'm laughing certainly feeling suicidal drastic urge to be
- Your fragile frame would fit In a casket perfectly
- Shit I'd hurt myself purposely my dick urges me
- To have 2 sexy nurses at a nursery nursing me
- Your breath prabably smells like shit lay off the cheese
- Cause your rap sounded weak like a old hags teeth
- I'm going fast like the flash spitting more Venom than venom
- A venomous spectrum that your cure of wackness can't prevent em
- You rep I'll end em next rap song you'll be afraid to send em
- Cause compared to mine I'm better to beat me I'd have to pretend dumb