Battles Raymond vs tlc15
RULES
Rap about fat kids.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Took a trip to a market, and saw all the candy
- Seemed like Target, saw my friend named Mandy
- Dozens of fat kids layin' around, mother with them by their side
- Children weighin' too many pounds, brother almost as wide
- Beggin' for Mnm's like there was no other day, could gain 10 tons
- Father was rich enough to pay, child would never have any sons
- Could never get a girl to love him, too much fat on his belly
- Would have to work on his curls at the gym, his cat too smelly
- All they got is their selves, completely isolated to fap
- Pictures of hot babes on the shelves, discretely canned his mother's crap
- Only food accepts the fat kids, got nothing else to run to
- Lightens the mood with ribs, never be able to take a bite of you
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hello chubsy wubsy, if I were candy, you'd love me
- Remember last September when you last surrendered to a chicken piece?
- Never again you said to your friends, its time for a change, to make some amends
- But isn't strange, you still eat em in tens, and try to pretend that broccoli's your friend
- Endlessly eating and feeding and beating your meat with mesquite seasoning
- How are you breathing? It's more like you're heaving,
- Creeping, with gut hanging out in park, you eat alone there when it's dark
- Stripped the meat off the bone there like a shark, girl's will be running when you show em the marks
- Streched, skin pulled out, it's limits being met, but don't fret
- It's all be over soon, and with a silver spoon you'll be meeting your doom.
- Or should I say meating, nah that would be cheating, but it is true
- seeing that your blood vessels are no longer bleeding