DEFENDER'S RAP

• Strength of the Bear, speed of the Puma,
• eyes of the Hawk, dark dangerous Doomer,
• With Barbarian style I smash an axe in,
• it’s taxing all the questions you keep asking,
• You better ease up, fore you freeze up from the terror,
• An error to believe you’d be victorious forever
• A dust devil, operating on every level,
• Mid, Bass an Treble no trouble for a righteous rebel,
• So here we go, biting vultures on the Tree of Woe,
• Here we go again, last man pushing on the Wheel of Pain,
• Don’t need no armour, clothed in the skin of everything I’ve hunted,
• Predator pre-dating the hate, from all the trolls who’ve fronted,
• I blunted blades then got Blunted with Blade,
• Swapping stories of past glories and the monsters we’ve slayed,
• A cave dweller with kill skills perfected,
• I rejected all injections from the tainted and wretched,
• I don’t imbibe lightly, I go heavy or nothing,
• Chugging ale from the skull of a dead ragamuffin,
• I got rough in the tough times, enough times to be left alone,
• The last lone ranger, phantom stranger on the microphone,
• With my Warhammer I slay with a mighty anger,
• Slam in the slammer those who stammer with their grammer,
• No glamour or glitz, just swift kicks to a cranium,
• Your fate to mutate as if exposed to Uranium,
• A Wildman trained by the masters of war,
• A Norseman, the fifth horseman, Babylonian Whore,
• I tour from door to door searching for those that might oppose,
• My reign, king insane striking blows to ya nose,
• I broke the deal and faced the wheel in the Terrordome,
• Followed the Fist of the Northstar guiding my way home,
• In your dreams you think you see through all my secret schemes,
• But I’m unplannable Conan-imal the cause of your screams,
• A god of Thunder who must return to his eternal slumber,
• Before I go there’s one thing that you ought to know,
• That blow for blow I’m always in it to win it,
• Nefarius barbarian with the barbarous lyrics.