Battles  Rmh456 vs Raymond

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Raymond won this battle!

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Battle on May 14 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I grab my sodapop
  • Can't really cope a lot
  • Grandma comes rushin in with her pills
  • And i'm always stuck with the bills
  • Don't get me wrong, i love the old hag
  • But she always did remind me of a fag

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • My mother walkin' in, saw i was on my phone
  • She thinks its all a sin, doesn't understand I'm alone
  • Shouts and wards come my way, I don't feel relaxed
  • I hear pouts and the lords come to pay, my heart begin to collapse
  • Tell I never do such things but never believes me
  • Just an ordinary king, forced to put in the key
  • Lock the door, and have silence for a few hours
  • He must be able to soar, must have some powers
  • Within seconds the window was open, that's when i saw him
  • A black guy in a suit, i could tell he was Obama
  • Big mac in one hand and the other givin' a salute, reminded me of Nirvana
  • Told me sleep was important, technology can wait for later
  • Would never give an endorsement, seemed mythology, hitched a ride on a gator
  • Felt in danger at my home, i couldn't stay there anymore
  • Could of melt into foam, my brain filled with so much antiwar
  • Can't agree with the president, makes too many unworthy decisions
  • After all, I'm only a resident, His true job a physician

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