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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Powerball winnings on eighty Bentleys -- whole thing lasts me about a week
- Shopping spree, candy yam lam with the butterfly doors and Prada seats
- Watch Ali G, eat ostrich feet, buy the entire works of Harper Lee
- Re-shoot Jerry Lewis's "The Day the Clown Cried," make fried chicken and collard greens
- Fine china sets for the finer things, teapot cost me a rubber band
- Tea leaves cost me a hundred grand, I don't even know where my money went
- But I know there's granite countertops for my private bar, Hunter S. Thompson
- Rothko, Pollack, O'Keeffe, and Picasso, when did my house start being a brothel?
- Be the first rich man to not have the money accompanied by feeling loss and abandonment
- Not satisfied til my life is a feature film directed by Mr. Paul Thomas Anderson
- Would be nice if you all clicked on a link and thought, "Oh man, oh man, he can rap"
- But I just want to find a petite brown eyed shy girl who can write like Sylvia Plath
- Fill the porcelain bath, caviar and champagne
- Kids in Hungary starving, a damn shame
- Plantains fresh from the island where I'm hiding all my money in a quasi-legal offshore account
- Hit the lottery, stop being part of a solution, start hiding out in Houston with a farm and a spouse
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I spit fire on this mic, like my shit just got laid off
- I'm a prime example of how dedication pays off
- You thought that I fell of? Man you're way off
- I've been in a slump but now i gotta blast off.
- You hear me rhyming your head is spinning like carousels
- You can't touch these lines I'm spitting them parallel.
- I'm walking with a W, while you're still catchin L's
- I found a way to prevail. While y'all are waitin to fail.
- I'm so dope I spit prisons instead of bars if
- my whip gets any iller I swear that I'll get car sick
- The way I flow shocks you like friction on a carpet
- It's my time to shine like I'm afraid of the darkness.
- If you wanna rumble well then fuck it nigga let's fight
- Spotlight over me to see me in the best light
- You're fucking scared now. Like a deer in a headlights
- But everyone knows I'm on top like a red light.