CHALLENGER'S RAP

• How the fuck he got an Oscar?
• Passed out in his red Mazda
• With his fucking head in his pasta
• In the parking lot of k-mart plaza
• Across from the red lobster
• Looking like the Lochness monster
• Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
• Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
• I’d probably be a lot less
• Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
• Or get fucked in all seven holes
• Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
• At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun
• And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket
• They cost less I'm a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck
• In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome
• Drunk as fuck
• One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
• But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars
• Got two fucking hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus
• These three lesbian little stocky sluts
• Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
• Started screamin' "Serves you right you cocky fuck!
• That's what you get for mockin' us
• Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
• Bitch all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock
• And it's a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
• (Chick-uh) get it? Ah fuck it
• Shits about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca's nuts
• Cocksuckers