Battles  Wulfgrammz vs

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Wulfgrammz won this battle!

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Battle on January 30 2017

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Connecting world wonders through my complexities
  • It's suicide to keep your integrity when y'all talk about religious fallacies
  • 365 days to overstand that my rhythmic equations could jeopardize
  • Crowley couldn't stand me cause he defies belief but I hypnotize
  • Baptize my devilish energies near the bloody Mary
  • Y'all just a mound of salt melting cause of my wrath and that seems fairy
  • Prophecies and masquerades induced by nirvana in thy holy sanctuary
  • The spiritual alleviation transforms my soliloquy into papal bribery
  • While the figures continued to dance into my head I recognized
  • That the chances to escape from my lunacies intensified
  • Under the warm light of the moon and the lies you tell to kids
  • I gravitate around trembling hands and scratching pads
  • Perhaps till the end y'all systems of beliefs will collapse
  • Different paths to mental breakdowns as the epilepsy expands
  • Abnormal excessive neuronal activity transformed into a magnificent death
  • Until my last breath I welcome drama in order to repress
  • The neurochemical unbalances from my body I cannot express
  • Watch me feast from the corpses of my mistakes and regrets
  • Slice the steak and open up the beer cause god forgets
  • When the Wulf's mental and the weak collide
  • Y'all just feel that I'm dead inside

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • How the fuck he got an Oscar?
  • Passed out in his red Mazda
  • With his fucking head in his pasta
  • In the parking lot of k-mart plaza
  • Across from the red lobster
  • Looking like the Lochness monster
  • Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
  • Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
  • I’d probably be a lot less
  • Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
  • Or get fucked in all seven holes
  • Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
  • At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun
  • And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket
  • They cost less I'm a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck
  • In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome
  • Drunk as fuck
  • One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
  • But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars
  • Got two fucking hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus
  • These three lesbian little stocky sluts
  • Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
  • Started screamin' "Serves you right you cocky fuck!
  • That's what you get for mockin' us
  • Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
  • Bitch all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock
  • And it's a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
  • (Chick-uh) get it? Ah fuck it
  • Shits about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca's nuts
  • Cocksuckers

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