Battles Wulfgrammz vs
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Battle on January 30 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Connecting world wonders through my complexities
- It's suicide to keep your integrity when y'all talk about religious fallacies
- 365 days to overstand that my rhythmic equations could jeopardize
- Crowley couldn't stand me cause he defies belief but I hypnotize
- Baptize my devilish energies near the bloody Mary
- Y'all just a mound of salt melting cause of my wrath and that seems fairy
- Prophecies and masquerades induced by nirvana in thy holy sanctuary
- The spiritual alleviation transforms my soliloquy into papal bribery
- While the figures continued to dance into my head I recognized
- That the chances to escape from my lunacies intensified
- Under the warm light of the moon and the lies you tell to kids
- I gravitate around trembling hands and scratching pads
- Perhaps till the end y'all systems of beliefs will collapse
- Different paths to mental breakdowns as the epilepsy expands
- Abnormal excessive neuronal activity transformed into a magnificent death
- Until my last breath I welcome drama in order to repress
- The neurochemical unbalances from my body I cannot express
- Watch me feast from the corpses of my mistakes and regrets
- Slice the steak and open up the beer cause god forgets
- When the Wulf's mental and the weak collide
- Y'all just feel that I'm dead inside
DEFENDER'S RAP
- How the fuck he got an Oscar?
- Passed out in his red Mazda
- With his fucking head in his pasta
- In the parking lot of k-mart plaza
- Across from the red lobster
- Looking like the Lochness monster
- Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster
- Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip
- I’d probably be a lot less
- Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes
- Or get fucked in all seven holes
- Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils
- At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun
- And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket
- They cost less I'm a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck
- In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome
- Drunk as fuck
- One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves
- But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars
- Got two fucking hydroxycuts and four oxy's stuck in my esophagus
- These three lesbian little stocky sluts
- Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks
- Started screamin' "Serves you right you cocky fuck!
- That's what you get for mockin' us
- Ain't as cool as you thought you was."
- Bitch all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock
- And it's a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it
- (Chick-uh) get it? Ah fuck it
- Shits about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca's nuts
- Cocksuckers