Battles R3D vs
RULES
BYOB (sorry for the mix up last time)
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Welcome to BB's circumcision the abacination where he gets abacinated
- Dear listeners don't get fascinated
- When I say this battle starts with a 4-0 for BB, cuz you know how shit goes down here
- Loyal dick riders and votes by affiliation
- So just be patient
- But bet yo ass you ain't ready for this public humiliation
- Straight obliteration no conciliation
- I'm afraid after this battle I'd go to trial for child molestation
- You look like a rick ross if he was a fat asian
- U claim to be balling this is your castration
- Claim to be dope and fine, Aren't you nine?
- I don't even know how this kid's battling me now when it's past his bed time
- Always wanted to battle me when you know I'd wreck you to pieces
- Jesus, when I was your age the only thing I looked forward to was recess
- Busta's all grown with a Brain of a fetus
- I don't know if any chick would want to be his
- Cuz Busta's a big dick with a small penis
- gotta censor my language and keep it PG
- so you don't run and tell you mommy
- thinking up rhymes while doing your chores
- I'm snow white schooling this little dwarf
- Doesn't just stop there but to an ugly midget he's going to morph
- watch as I turn this lil boy into a real man
- time to grow a pair and take a stand
- If rappad's an app your its widget
- Lord forgive me for stomping on this midget
- are you sure your mommy doesn't write your rhymes
- coz you put me to sleep, shut up with your lullabies
- When it comes to you and I, we know who's the great one
- So stop fronting, getting this L is your fate son
- acting like a dick when you actually ate one
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I can handle any surprises you show me
- Just saw Obi Wan Kenobi riding a pony eating a hoagie with bologna
- This is your last breath you better believe I'm a killing fiend
- It's like my little sister's birthday party all you'll hear is screams
- Special K ran out of Lucky Charms and got sick now I'm facing Red
- BANG BANG she's dead and for hours and hours she bled
- Now we're going at it face to face I know more battle tactics
- I'll send you sprawling backwards looks like you're doing gymnastics
- My rhymes are fire you're bout to be cooked like potstickers
- People don't wanna see you anymore like you're the swastika
- This bout to be a crime scene get the knife her eyes joined then slit
- Now you got a speech impediment when you talk to me like Porky Pig
- While some who look at you see a Red Queen I just see blood and take the throne
- Sorry Red ain't got a fistful of dollars to pay the bad I ain't Sergio Leone
- //If you don't like movie spoilers, stop right here! This is your only warning...
- I'm bout to come and gun you down Bonnie and Clyde
- Trowel in your chest it's the living dead's night
- It may seem friendly at first Richard Scarry
- But I ain't gonna make your day Dirty Harry
- //OK, you can come back now. It's safe again.
- It's midnight and you can tell there's murder in the air
- When Red walks outside it's like a list bullets everywhere
- Don't you dare ever think you can rap like Eminem
- Cause I'll steal your M&M's and then spit phlegm on them
- You always thought you had a unique lyrical style
- But you're like K you've always been a special child
- While you probably wear a triangular hat and round boots
- I'm the enemy at the gates dressing the Queen's Guards in clown suits
- I have a knack/NAC to rock the mic/Mike no need to play hide/Hyde n' seek
- Tear you limb from limb rip you into pieces of eight now you got a pirate's knee