DEFENDER'S RAP

• In the seventh grade, classmates considered me gay, what?
• Don't know why, had a girlfriend with a small butt on my nuts,
• Guess I was easy to hit cause I had never talk much,
• But I never knew how that made me lesser than sluts and mutts,
• Luckily I crushed that "fag" reputation three girlfriends later,
• But unlucky me, all the homos still thought that I was queer,
• Fucking funny, hilarious, great, gay is what I appear?
• Today I feel I'm still picking homos out my nonexistent beard,
• Eighth grade I got a message on Facebook from a gay,
• Told me he loves me and he really would like us to date,
• What the hell? He told me that us as a couple was fate,
• I slapped myself across the face and told myself "Hell no,
• I'm fucking straight, I'm into tits and puss-ay,
• Shit I support gays, but don't come to me tryna make me gay,"
• "But I've been lonely for so many years and I want you!"
• "What the fuck? This is fucking sick, bitch, fuck you,"