Battles  TheMartian vs

RULES

Must be around a minute long. Mine is longer than a minute cuz I was fucking around but that's obvious on the recording ;)

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Hi, I'm a real nice guy
  • I'll even get the door of your ford so you can slide
  • In halfway with your leg and just right then
  • Slam it down so I can sever your thigh, and then when
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  • Your body falls, I'll drive
  • Fucking shaking out your leg in the car, like I
  • Was all craycray, but fan of taytay, so sound the mayday
  • cuz u're in for a ride
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  • So, how's that for an intro
  • Y'all fuckers have been wondering where I been, tho
  • Well shit I've been living, been fathering kids and, been figuring out how to make more dough
  • So please excuse me, I know the rappad could sorely use me
  • But this craycray just wants to get paid, so why would I stay and let you abuse me?
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  • 'Bout to set fire with a mouth full of lines, so best step aside lest you want to expire
  • Sour up your mind when this bout goes awry, so take a try, come over and call me a liar
  • Everybody comes to test the best, and check my zest, but gets a-wrecked so much that they
  • just get erect and start trying to asskiss me, Fuck I love pussies, but not like this, G!
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  • So there ya go, I said it, cuz these needy ass rappers need to go and forget it
  • Need to end their pokes at me, so go let it
  • And bring back your hopes and dreams for store credit
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  • Then run back home and get your mom
  • So you can cry it out, then you saw
  • Me, there, on her home
  • Screen, just tongueing her out... Bitch!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Your just a sucker rapping at a homeless shelter I will be the one to be
  • dislocated your shoulder you will never be sober i'm battling the joker your a
  • joke you make me choke you woke with a dick down your throat i'm dope all
  • you people take my vote the opponent don't know how to cope and I quote
  • "take a note that there rapping in morse code." buyers remorse you and
  • your bitch got a divorce with all of these wars your knees deep in
  • man-whores so my closing statement "good bye side ho."

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