Battles XcessiveMenace vs SaRaP
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Show the point of view of a RAPIST OR SERIAL KILLER YOUR CHOICE NO DISSING!
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
XcessiveMenace won this battle!
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Its winter in december
- Cold breeze, its swoozin
- Best time for me to eat, what was that, did I just hear a snoozin
- My prey must be loosin
- All of its vitamins
- Shit gotta feed it some of my vicodin, I guess
- Or maybe it can get some rest
- Oh dear food, be blessed, so I can eat you normally
- And not have to start with your breast
- And this time, im bringing over some guests
- They're called Dick and Mouth.
- Cmon bitch, time to get undressed
- What the fuck is wrong with you, you carry a vest?
- Knock the bitch out
- Had to put Mouth away, he was being to annoying
- Guess Dick's gonna have to do everything.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Better watch out, sucka, now I got ya where I want ya
- Onslaught, coming and I'm packing in my lunch up
- Bunch of, missile launchers and a bunch of contra-
- -band, van full of ganja, now come on jump
- Man stop, moshing Marshall, oh my god ya
- Doing the cha-cha and the cucaracha with a quadra-
- -plegic, boogieing down to Frank Sinatra
- Lindsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya
- Who'da knew the Buddha do to me what it's done
- Such cynicism when this isn't in my system
- Blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lips son