CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Im more than a king, I'm beyond crowned
Gotta huge crowd like some sorta class clown
Stupid rappers saying the same things, reduce, re-use, recycle
If I am a circus clown you better get me a unicycle
Ugh yeah, you see I learnt how to juggle balls
Haha insert gay joke here, fucking round of applause
No, im on the scene, only 18, lean mean, Joe green
Spitting, spinning, hitting, winning, ma-chine see?!
I'm like a meme, "Mr Record Labels, Y U NO sign me?"
The thing is I dont really care if you dont like me
If it's a diss, what ever it is, go ahead and bite me
Once you see the life I'm living you'll probably jizz slightly

All the haters getting strangled, and their bodies mangled
If it's a bitch i'll throw them in a ditch with their hair all tangled
You can't pay the price, cos it costs your life to cut the cost
When my victims chosen they'll be frozen, like jack frost
I'll take my haters to a unknown place with out a moments haste
Chuck them in the river with a tub of toxic waste
If they survive that, they still be left with a disfigured face
Now it's time to change the pace
Like a hare with a rocket in a turtle race
Zoom by so fast with a blast and not leave a trace
While im doing that you finish last like a big disgrace
When I win you spin like sonic and vomit like you downed a gin n tonic with it's aftertaste

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• You can't handle the whiskey if it gets you tipsy quickly
• Meaning you can't do Jack, get trapped at the back of a cul-de-sac
• Infact, try and cross me and my life twice i'd remain intact
• Grab a laser from a comic book, and go zap
• Yeah, I strive for perfection
• Like sluts with too much fake tan trying to hide a skin complexion
• If you don't live where I live, you probably won't get that connection
• But if you do live where I live, you'll understand my suggestion
• When I strive I drive for at least 100 percent
• Any lower than that and i'll die I'm hoping im making some sense
• I should be a horror director, cos all the suspense I make is tense
• You either love me or you hate me, your not allowed to sit on the fence
• All this hatred on me leaves me drenched but at least I try and stay calm
• All those that think they're hench cos they tense makes me wanna face palm
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• Yeah, it's time to be a badass, time to be a recluse
• Ma brain juice let loose, you gay douche got no use
• My body in a cage, and ma bone marrow in a barrel
• The lone arrow leaves a hole narrow, more holy than a church carol
• Yeah! I'm the guy that they all scream and shout
• And when they get sore throats
• I'm always in their heads for them to dream about
• I'll let out an infinite array of unstoppable verses
• Me versus you is like a witch concocting curses
• Me casting the spells and you needing several nurses
• If I hear you say shit i'll give you a smack on purpose
• Because I think it's about time I let the Kraken surface!
• Shaking my hips and pelvis like Elvis
• Don't share shit cos im selfish
• Your a shellfish, in your hermit little shell
• I crack it open and give you little taste of hell
• Couldn't care less about you if you couldn't tell
• Laugh at your corpse for hours as it fell
• Bare witness to my demonstration
• My wit and quickness shows no hesitation
• Haters shitness and bitches show no legislation
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• They say actions speak louder than words, but rappers speak more than many
• So reactions around the world, go spastic when speakers play me
• Yeah, priceless would be an understatement, this shit is so much fun
• The words from my mouth seep blood, sweat, from the tongue
• Yup, I play more mind games with my own brain
• Mental struggle as well as physical like Bruce Wayne V Bane
• Inside the head of a sane you can call me in-sane
• Go, because the rate at what im going at it
• Will make you spastics seem as if your stuck at static
• Im not being dramatic, I just think of stuff and rap it
• It's my third time lucky, that's my sorta hat trick
• Scraped a pass in English, so I dunno how im so good at this
• I musta' thought fuck this, it's my turn for this rap shit
• Now I won't stop for no diss, won't stop till im on datpiff!
• I'm a literal veggie but a lyrical cannibal
• Hannibal ain't got nothing on me, here comes the cannonball
• I struck fear and poured slaughter sauce because I ate brain cream
• That's how I stole your thoughts because I make insane schemes
• Stay clear of the water source because I hate mainstream
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• Who cares if im from Britain, you'll still get bitten
• What ever's written on my pad i'll be spittin'
• I'll make your jaw drop and gawp but dont bother to slobber yet
• I'll bounty hunt you mother fuckers like my name is Bobba Fett
• But not for a price because the price of your life is priceless
• Not because it's beyond any known value, it's just literally priceless!
• Your worthless, you have an unknown purpose
• Cry like boohoo bitches you voodoo witches easy on the curses