DEFENDER'S RAP

• My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch,
• I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch. (Ew, oh my god.)
• And if you think you're fucking grown up, keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora.
• Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip, stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch.
• Go outside and ride a bike or something,
• And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING!
• And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes,
• Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses.
• Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot,
• I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home,
• Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome,
• And then look at tutorials oh how to hang yourself at home.