Battles Hermesd vs Intelligents
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I've been bumping the bass since I was swinging a baby mace
- Every problem you ever had with another man I gotta face
- So I hear you got arrested for jacking that fucking chump change Chevy
- I was the one who hired the cops, got the baits, then broke the levees
- Shit went down, I fucked shit up, things got pretty fucking messy
- I'm hot and spicy and fucking hip like an ice cold Dr. Pepper,
- while you're a pretty fucking untasteful Diet Pepsi, you leper
- You got nothing, you ain't no villian, I'm a flipping limo driving hero
- When I'm done with you I'll smash you so ugly you'll look like a Fearow
- You're a weirdo, but here goes nothing if everything was lesser
- I'm the best by any metric or American fucking measure
- I'm the man who run your girl out of all her pleasure
- The bed rock left a nasty messed up earth crust fissure
- I'm the man who caused you all hell on your life wheresoever
- You may be , I got you on the ground on your dirty ghetto knees
- Don't shoot the mailman, but scream out Hermes to the single D
DEFENDER'S RAP
- although our language is original
- in addition to,
- difficult syllables not usually found typical
- With the most of minimal,
- our pinnacle's unthinkable miracles,
- to save criminals from miserables,
- spiritual means the world has never seen
- biblical meanings rarely feen
- but they belief us now ,
- as the tao converted the thief
- and it left him relieved as he rolled a new leaf
- now with strong belief,
- he proclaims to others with grief
- the road to greatness not easily achieved,
- it must rather be received as
- a treasure barely retrieved,
- not some brief that the motif is high relief
- release the energy stored beneath
- as it floats up, just relax and breathe
- in through the throat and squeeze
- the death that bloats like a disease
- now sit at ease and just shoot the breeze
- the hard part is over, nothing left to see
- disease
- appease