Battles Saint_James vs ClydeCyrus
RULES
BYOB Battle. 1:30, Accapella, No Edit, One Take.
Max of 63 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
ClydeCyrus won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on January 16 2018
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- YGM we the best like im Khaled,
- Battling Clyde Cabbage, I'm bout slap chop this blind basterd, turn his ass into salad.
- Hitting the nail on the head with a hammer, like smashing this faggets tracks with a mallet.
- Mumbling an singing lyrics Ass backwards, I'm shattering this Wack Rappers trash ballads.
- He lacks talent, but he makes up for it with Skinny Jeans.
- Going live on Instagram, phone in his hand, holding up a bottle of Hennessey.
- I'm aiming straight for his head like he's Kennedy, This rugers a six shooter, I'm the son of Sam, call me junior yo Simite.
- I'm buzzed up faded, clipping all of my enemies in the vicinity.
- All of these rappers act like they trapping, as a matter of a fact, They be broke, but I'm bringing the remedy.
- But Clyde Cabbage is getting drug, Like his Wife's baggage.
- I'm quite Savage, I'll take my knife stab it In this guy's Adams Apple, till he's fighting for Life Gasping.
- Mic Assassin, ima drive him insane, Giving him scatter brain, The way that his mind splatters.
- But it not like his life matters, It's not like ima miss how every five minutes he updating a status.
- Man I'm like Saturn, the way i be getting these rings.
- You Done said you was scared to get up in the ring.
- Too worried bout Twitter an wearing ya bling, Im bringing this fire like I'm lighting some kerosene.
- Fuck a Young Thugga an all the rest the busters that you be Parating.
- Going against Saint, is insane as praising Satan, it's straight up heiracy.
- Like Larry King, I stay on the Mic, Can't hear none they lyrics, Ain't saying it right.
- Leaving him headless, his name should be Lettuce. Cuz it's evident that Clyde's on a Diet.
- His head just be dreaded, Cuz he be dreading going head up with one the best on this site.
- Its Time that I Lock his ass Behind Bars, Cuz I just finished reading him his Rights.
- I'm veteran like, but only been writing for half of a year.
- He's the type to black out an pass out off of half of a beer.
- 100% Wack, Half of him Dike, 'An the other half Queer.
- Finna turn this rapper into casper, im making this bitch Disappear.
- Like the Tip of a spear, my Bars are on Point.
- Your always in the forums that shit is annoying.
- Don't matter if its written or Recording, I'm finna destroy him.
- My shits lit like a joint, you wouldn't be hood even if Khaled employed him.
- But hell I'm just doing this shit for fun,
- Shooting like a Uzi, When moving my tounge.
- You fuck with a Saint, You wouldn't be safe, even if you was a Nun.
- Feeling like Vader, I kill with my Saber, Skywalk on these haters,
- I came for above like I'm straight from the sun, Saint James is the name, An I'm the Saviors son. Bitch.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- First of all; I'd like to start this battle off with a prayer
- "Dear God, allow Saint to leave here breathing in air"
- Because this simply isn't fair, how I'm battling a circus freak
- I'm not a carnivore/carnival but I'm guaranteed to be serving beef
- Like Burger King; your girl is a vegan? I got her slurping meat
- And now she's on my penis like some Jergens to a virgin's D
- Teach her 'bout the birds & bees & I can tell she learns with ease
- I'm on murder spree, burning MCs to the third degree
- These verses that I speak hurt and weaken beats til they're burgundy
- I see these rappers tryna copy Jay just like a cursive G
- So certainly Saint James holds the weight of a feather
- When my verse compared to yours on "Lets Go" was way better
- Me & you are damn near undefeated like Mayweather
- Bars heated like May weather, while rocking like 8 sweaters
- And I know that you never should say never
- But you never ever gone be better than Jay Clever
- I find it comical you let Lady Venom body you
- Somebody call Spider-Man cause I'm a goon and a goblin too
- You ain't Superman & you ain't saved no men
- So take that S from out of Saint because you ain't gone win
- My raps be going in! the casket is what James goes in
- And it'll take more than a angel just to save your sins
- If you're a saint, my name is Jah so I am God, not to boast
- Your future competitors are gone have to battle a ghost..
- This is Hellboy sparring with Ghost Rider
- I'll send you to hell, boy then make you my ghostwriter
- FUCK a battle, this is surely war
- Oh, you're a Saint? well I'm sorry, you're not winning this isn't Super Bowl XLIV
- So throw your words at me you please, go head & do ya thang
- But know the L is coming right to you like a boomerang
- Now pay attention to this gospel I'm speaking
- I googled Saint James, it said he's an apostle of Jesus
- The first of twelve to be martyred so you're likely the weakest
- So it's not a problem for me to leave disciples defeated
- Now kill yourself, but first write my name on the bullet
- So I'm the last thing to go through your head when you pull it