Battles  Saint_James vs ClydeCyrus

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BYOB Battle. 1:30, Accapella, No Edit, One Take.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

ClydeCyrus won this battle!

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Battle on January 16 2018

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • YGM we the best like im Khaled,
  • Battling Clyde Cabbage, I'm bout slap chop this blind basterd, turn his ass into salad.
  • Hitting the nail on the head with a hammer, like smashing this faggets tracks with a mallet.
  • Mumbling an singing lyrics Ass backwards, I'm shattering this Wack Rappers trash ballads.
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  • He lacks talent, but he makes up for it with Skinny Jeans.
  • Going live on Instagram, phone in his hand, holding up a bottle of Hennessey.
  • I'm aiming straight for his head like he's Kennedy, This rugers a six shooter, I'm the son of Sam, call me junior yo Simite.
  • I'm buzzed up faded, clipping all of my enemies in the vicinity.
  • All of these rappers act like they trapping, as a matter of a fact, They be broke, but I'm bringing the remedy.
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  • But Clyde Cabbage is getting drug, Like his Wife's baggage.
  • I'm quite Savage, I'll take my knife stab it In this guy's Adams Apple, till he's fighting for Life Gasping.
  • Mic Assassin, ima drive him insane, Giving him scatter brain, The way that his mind splatters.
  • But it not like his life matters, It's not like ima miss how every five minutes he updating a status.
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  • Man I'm like Saturn, the way i be getting these rings.
  • You Done said you was scared to get up in the ring.
  • Too worried bout Twitter an wearing ya bling, Im bringing this fire like I'm lighting some kerosene.
  • Fuck a Young Thugga an all the rest the busters that you be Parating.
  • Going against Saint, is insane as praising Satan, it's straight up heiracy.
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  • Like Larry King, I stay on the Mic, Can't hear none they lyrics, Ain't saying it right.
  • Leaving him headless, his name should be Lettuce. Cuz it's evident that Clyde's on a Diet.
  • His head just be dreaded, Cuz he be dreading going head up with one the best on this site.
  • Its Time that I Lock his ass Behind Bars, Cuz I just finished reading him his Rights.
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  • I'm veteran like, but only been writing for half of a year.
  • He's the type to black out an pass out off of half of a beer.
  • 100% Wack, Half of him Dike, 'An the other half Queer.
  • Finna turn this rapper into casper, im making this bitch Disappear.
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  • Like the Tip of a spear, my Bars are on Point.
  • Your always in the forums that shit is annoying.
  • Don't matter if its written or Recording, I'm finna destroy him.
  • My shits lit like a joint, you wouldn't be hood even if Khaled employed him.
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  • But hell I'm just doing this shit for fun,
  • Shooting like a Uzi, When moving my tounge.
  • You fuck with a Saint, You wouldn't be safe, even if you was a Nun.
  • Feeling like Vader, I kill with my Saber, Skywalk on these haters,
  • I came for above like I'm straight from the sun, Saint James is the name, An I'm the Saviors son. Bitch.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • First of all; I'd like to start this battle off with a prayer
  • "Dear God, allow Saint to leave here breathing in air"
  • Because this simply isn't fair, how I'm battling a circus freak
  • I'm not a carnivore/carnival but I'm guaranteed to be serving beef
  • Like Burger King; your girl is a vegan? I got her slurping meat
  • And now she's on my penis like some Jergens to a virgin's D
  • Teach her 'bout the birds & bees & I can tell she learns with ease
  • I'm on murder spree, burning MCs to the third degree
  • These verses that I speak hurt and weaken beats til they're burgundy
  • I see these rappers tryna copy Jay just like a cursive G
  • So certainly Saint James holds the weight of a feather
  • When my verse compared to yours on "Lets Go" was way better
  • Me & you are damn near undefeated like Mayweather
  • Bars heated like May weather, while rocking like 8 sweaters
  • And I know that you never should say never
  • But you never ever gone be better than Jay Clever
  • I find it comical you let Lady Venom body you
  • Somebody call Spider-Man cause I'm a goon and a goblin too
  • You ain't Superman & you ain't saved no men
  • So take that S from out of Saint because you ain't gone win
  • My raps be going in! the casket is what James goes in
  • And it'll take more than a angel just to save your sins
  • If you're a saint, my name is Jah so I am God, not to boast
  • Your future competitors are gone have to battle a ghost..
  • This is Hellboy sparring with Ghost Rider
  • I'll send you to hell, boy then make you my ghostwriter
  • FUCK a battle, this is surely war
  • Oh, you're a Saint? well I'm sorry, you're not winning this isn't Super Bowl XLIV
  • So throw your words at me you please, go head & do ya thang
  • But know the L is coming right to you like a boomerang
  • Now pay attention to this gospel I'm speaking
  • I googled Saint James, it said he's an apostle of Jesus
  • The first of twelve to be martyred so you're likely the weakest
  • So it's not a problem for me to leave disciples defeated
  • Now kill yourself, but first write my name on the bullet
  • So I'm the last thing to go through your head when you pull it

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