Battles  C-cide vs Sergorp

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • This bastard doesn't know how to do this rapping stuff
  • He's only good at jacking off to DJ Khaled songs,
  • Wearing thongs and getting wrecked when he battles better dogs
  • And one of them is C-cide, spitting ill lines
  • Making a beeline for your neck with a steel knife.
  • This rat is rendered redundant when an MC attack him
  • I'm the sleazy grizzly on the river, SegorP's the salmon.
  • Your raps end up boring me like detention
  • Always dropping sonics that shatter the fragile
  • Smash your head so bad you'll end up getting dementia
  • You can't handle the heat nor the pressure, so surrender
  • Cause my style's so hot it's giving eunuchs erections
  • C-cide here, hide your wife and your children
  • Fuck it, no time for that, better run for the hills, man
  • I'm catching up so hang yourself and stop bitchin'
  • No rope? gobble a bottle of bleach then
  • and if you don't have that either bang your head on a tree till it's leakin.
  • Firing up the engines, it's d-day here and i'm beaching
  • With every sick verse I am drowning the speakers
  • Unloading the weaponry, prepare to meet Hitler.
  • Cut you up like timber, leaving whole crowds bewildered
  • I'd rhyme harder but no need cuz you're as meek as J Bieber.
  • The sky is mine, you getting high only on my allowance
  • I'm flowing whole oceans that swallow up vultures
  • Devour light houses and towers with my ultimate power
  • When I was a child the monster under my bed was shakin
  • Call his monster dad from the closet and tell him I might be Satan.
  • And it's clear you are about as hard as a flower
  • So go and cry at home like the rest of the cowards.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Do you dare, to challenge me, Sergorp?
  • You're hating on the progress, I'm bringing my banshee,
  • Collecting your soul on a coconut island like it's a Bounty,
  • Shatter your heart like it's a song from Blondie
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  • Over to your grizzly, the river's overflowing
  • Taking you to sunset, on your beach it's snowing,
  • So take your C-Cide to the seaside and you'd better suicide,
  • With drugs in your eye, you're schizophrenic like Steez when he died,
  • You better hide, I got your pride tied, so decide right,
  • Before you battle me again,
  • I'm blowing like a jihadist on a steam engine,
  • On a rail that is soon to end,
  • And send all these rhymes to your girlfriend,
  • And tell her that this is a percent of my present
  • If you want to talk about a timber, ok you lumberjack,
  • let me show you a trick,
  • You'd better go and jack off your friends, cum in plastic,
  • Cause I'm about to take a jackhammer, sink you like Titanic,
  • Then you'll be Jack, off the door you're in a kick,
  • So beat it like Michael Jackson, you jackass, I'm laying the last brick,
  • When it's about the sky, your technique has a leak,
  • Your rhymes don't speak, your rhymes don't streak,
  • So when you're standing there all weak, I'm at my peak,
  • And I got you stuck in a raven's beak,

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