DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
• Crashing while jacking off
• To buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce
• Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
• And knock blunt ashes into their caskets, and laugh it off
• Twisted, sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
• Six different liquors, with a Prince wig plastered on
• Stop screaming, bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
• When Big Lips is in the attic, armed with an addict's arm
• Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"
• Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
• Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat
• Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish
• It so happens that I'm so haphazardous
• I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fucking cast the shit
• I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action
• And get a hall pass for this class-act shit
• How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?
• Slip capsules in a glass, she dizzy rascal
• Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
• In my room, redefining the meaning of black holes
• Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust
• And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut
• It's O.F., buttercup; go ahead, fuck with us
• Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fucked
• Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
• Play a song, invade her thong
• My dick is having guts for lunch, as well as supper
• Then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt
• Found the mustard
• Fucking nosey neighbors notice something's up
• "What you doing?" – nothing much
• Would shout some other stuff
• Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us