Battles Serpine vs Dfifty
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- D-bitchy aint got nothing on me im from long beach oh fuck me no one can rhyme like this bitch thinking I aint
- waiting with patience, your breadth learn to pace it
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Here I go to outshine the show, once I get on your track its automatically mine dawg, ill have your mind fogged up and
- you brought to the floor with a cloth soaked in chloroform, better call the law enforcement to endorse vent, vendors and morphine
- into my system because im morphing into something important that yawl don't want to see like I was the joker
- or something pumpkin, im dumping hell on this dumpling like I just dumped a bunch of dead younglings on a rug covered
- in your mothers skin, while asking when will these thoughts end. Here I go again I guess flying nine jets because im vexed I gussed
- you wouldn't like this or mind a kiss or rhyme with fist because I broke your wrist, I am no optimist I am on this biz
- with Chris reeves and his missus on Christmas, im a lyrical misfit as this is a written off the top of the dome like
- you just missed it, or mist it trying to catch fog or ketchup the crutch is gone, crunch time ho, tell that hunter Vernon to step off
- or that gun verb of a vermin will hit a curb and it will hurt, you cause me rhyme spurs, my brother supports spurs umm bruhh.
- But it cant get worse as words go to work in my brain like a germ in the dirt, is there a possible way your gonna burst
- out of a hearse, steal a purse, purse your lips and then disperse? In this I put no work, im vicious more than sizzurp,
- i'll drink that with a lizard and smoke purp, do a word search then rap circles around a wrappers verse, then catch a curse, don't ask
- me to speak to her. But rest assured imma get my dog on pest controle, its best you know especially for the extra
- terrestrials homes, the lesbians, homos, hobos and my friend that went loco this is a no go zone so stick to the
- side road. Or my home will grow legs, and stomp on your vegetables and cut off your testicles, then make them text you from Mexico,
- my ex is a crow, forget you too bro, and there is still one thing that you don't know. I just made that up with a slut on my
- junk munching for cum, I drink rum, do drugs and then get messed up, Trunchbull can marry Trump and do god knows, I don't want to though.
- I would like to smoke dope, scope a coma patient that just woke for being broke, you never know what im going to throw like a
- giants toe, or a Frisbee without making it go. What the.. woah I nearly swore, but I might actually you never could
- predict in which way the wind could change, and no thanks to this angst and lack of patience I made this as a non facist diss face
- it you need a face lift. My mind is racing I need to pace it ive finally lost my patience and my patients stop being
- racist, I am an atheist but this doesn't make me faithless. You resemble an anus, my thoughts are heinous I am brainless,
- i'll also put your mind to the test, molest an elephant, caress a mini-van and get anime banned, smack a man with
- a windmill sized fan for being a fan. I need my head banned i'll even diss my nan. God damn don't mention contraband or I'll
- counter that with another rhyme straight off of the baseball bat, i'll crush you with a gymnastic tumble mat and a rubber
- band, your album is whack selling only one copy is the outcome, learn from that spoilt brat, popping battery coils to feel
- like a lit match.