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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- you wanna battle me?
- nigga please ill have you on your knees
- begging for mercy
- my bars are so hard leave you on a gurney
- please tell me why yo girl so thirsty.
- you say I got no skill?
- you just hatin cuz my flow so ill
- battle me I always get the last hit
- dont ask me howard ill smack dwight of ya lips
- on point like the mt. Everest tip
- im still on track even if the runner trip.
- all your runners dip when they hear the gun go off.
- cuz the gun is at ya dome you don't want to hear it talk
- man you soft
- ill hit you out the park just like im kenny loft.
- So whats the moral of this story?
- don't mess with J-DOT or you'll get sent up to glory
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Botanist:
- Bad man with a rap and a shit flow
- Mans back, and he's standing in piff smoke
- Fuck an intro, but with this focus
- I go over heads when that shit dont click
- When i spit those bars then you will notice
- You got the info last, but you will know this
- When i call a bitch out when he spits, no diss
- Fuck a battle, drop the mic, swing those fists
- Infact I am done with this shit
- Fucking up kids like the government is
- And I'm dropping a verse, so the feedback comes in
- Weed and some tea, but i need that crumpet
- Say what you will, but im relaxed, nothing
- Bothers me anyway, wee mans jumping
- Bouncing around, to the sound of the nice beat
- Hands in the sky, like im practicing tai chi
- ...But hold on, mans on his flow ting
- Constantly blowing dem smoke rings
- Fam is crazy, so sick
- 3 2 1 and he goes in
- I wanna write tunes, sit back and then vibe with it
- Smoking on that same spliff, it was lit through the rhymes written
- Im Spitting from the UK, but (U) (K)now the time difference
- American rappers look to the future but im in it
- Waiting for the beat, to drop for the light years
- Un*match*ed creativity used to *strike* fear
- Well thats the idea, but im way too high cuz
- Bunnin' a spliff and i want that nice buzz
- ...And i want some nice stuff,
- Fucking respect and an all new ride bruv
- Yeh its that grime shit, up in this cypher
- Time for the next man, Rappad hype up
- Sutherland:
- Yeah, it's that prick with the Northern Twist,
- back to batter battle rappers like fish.
- With a fat spliff & a thick little bitch,
- getting lifted like Meth with my shorty to stick.
- Splitting emcees like Moses did
- off the dome like I'm bored of my dick getting licked.
- Haters talk shit but face to face with this Brit,
- they'd be pissing their knickers like the Exorcist bitch.
- Woke fast from a lack of Prozac panic-attack;
- the aftermath of smoking Baccy till my lungs collapse,
- Writing raps manufactured like I've mastered the craft,
- while going mad in my pad like Ledger 'fore he passed.
- In cold roads of crowned gold of North,
- no hope when Geordie Shore's youths hope.
- Getting stoned from O's bought from Tamworth Road,
- Blowing' O's like Raoul Moat's shotgun smoke.
- Chemical imbalance in my brain, partly insane;
- part of me imagining me partially sane.
- Part of me not knowing which parts to blame,
- when my brains impartially parted six ways.
- I'ma samurai when I strike;
- split you-to death before you've died twice,
- slicing your abdomen in the afterlife.
- Adamant on the mic I'm an inanimate fight;
- like fist-fights to poltergeists of Mike Ty's in his prime.
- This ain't B.B.C you C.U.N.T,
- see, I've got an S.T.D, so don't fuck with me.
- I breathe T.H.C, a B.F.G until U see me,
- in a U.F.C-flex portraying violence from the TV.
- In N.E I'm the G that surpassed to a Z,
- calling a bitch Harmony cos' I harm-her-knees.
- If pussy was a game I'd be M-V-P,
- the most powerful hitter of the V-A-G.
- GNikeh ( JayEme )
- The beast is back, I came for the flame,
- The beat attacks, the days are the same,
- Onomatopeia, your name in a grave,
- Be careful, kiddie, there's rage in my lane,
- These US tigers, let their doom enhance,
- Shitting their nappies, saying I puma pants,
- Popping the molly with a bullet in your chest,
- Mob in the trolly, I'm the bully causing stress,
- Nagasaki-kamikaze, on the pest,
- Ripping apart, gonna be a fucking jest,
- Eclipz thinks he's shotty horroh,
- My clips causing a disaster,
- Wanna hit back, just fucking holla,
- Games on point man, get the choppa,
- Faggots, you're whack, lacking sight,
- I'mma lay down then pass the mic.
- Hektor:
- MethSuitDemon:
- Be scared of me, I'm the type of guy
- To sober you up if you're high on life
- I'm so fucking sick call me patient zero
- Ruling empires like the ancient Nero
- Has the vigor' scene seen sicker teens like one
- More addictive than nicotine and my cum
- Catchier than syphilis, who you Rick Ross
- I'm the big boss like Cthulu of Mythos
- Leave bodies broke like the Great Depression
- Raising hell until it's raised in heaven
- All you fucking rappers look eighty seven
- I'm above the law (lore) and hazy legends
- I'm so fucking raw, I'm so fucking raw
- Raps dead I'm raping it's fucking corpse
- I'm so fucking raw and nothing more
- Bitches on my dick like its a tug of war
- Me, Jay, Bot, E Clipz,Tripz and Suther
- Bringing grime cypher to you motherfuckers
- Well I guess my times up
- So this big up this cypher... Rappad hype up
- Eclipz:
- I best not be slept on, but they best be interest on me, na
- I buss on the back of her back, call that Rosa Parks
- Flame flow I been causing sparks, the main rows of
- Fans are worst after dark, if you feel ill
- Just know that this beat's carcass is being donated to Good Will
- Cheap thrill, yet I'm still being fast tracked
- Immaculate flow, this canal can't be cracked
- I'm only looking to get stadiums packed
- You're only looking for a pat on the back
- From yourself, since nobody else
- Who has half a brain cell, can recognize
- Bruv, you can't sell yourself, but you'll sell your soul
- To get a bit of that gold and go fuck a hoe
- I don't need that shit, I'm so legit
- Every bitch in London knows I'm well equipped
- I don't need your money, I got dis dick
- I'm so sick, yet I'll still put you in life support
- Take it to court, fuck with the law
- Judge won't like you, your manners are poor
- I'll have your mandem all down the floor
- EClipz sitting at the throne with your whore
- Your whole clique is part of my yard's decor, bruv
- RunCrude:
- My man roll with combat boots and, and alot of em a little bit bookey/
- None of them man there proppin at shows, none of them man there none of them choose me/
- Ya gonna lose me, get out my way before i smack at your group, you clappin for rupies/
- I'm on this Crude heat, trust me you wan' try bust me n Crude is gon put you to sleep/
- None of you on it, you make that Cheddar/
- I'm on I'm on it cos I don't/
- All of you man there sayin "glock spreader"/
- I'm on I'm on it but I won't/
- Live sonnet live sonnet and I'm Bach/
- When I'm sporting black, manna I'm not Gogh/
- You manna there fall back on Mos' Arts/
- Brahms when I'm stringing man, I'm on top/
- Who said a rapper here can't do Grime? /
- You man who doubt me better choose wisely/
- Morgue is open and imma do time/
- That's why when I kill it imma do Wiley/
- And I move highly, don't try to stop me/
- Crew is killin it we killin it prime/
- Most manna there couldn't make moves without me/
- And those manna there they gonna move sly/
- I don't wanna run like I'm on bail/
- My boy Adil, that's what he's like/
- I don't wanna slam out hard in a jail/
- My boy Adil, that's what he's like/
- I ain't name a killer in a rap but, my my boy he's on that grind/
- I ain't say he's peelin those caps but he got those tears beneath his eyes/
- I can do grime like a thing on the daily, I'm just a Reverend raving at church/
- Call it severance when I'm slaying those words/
- Never them never them baby verbs worse/
- TripleA:
- dismissing bad luck with my bars and a clover/
- i'mma be the talk of the town and laying out hot bars/
- I pop stars skills , ima hop out the ground i'm a adolescent gopher/
- I'll keep poking at the crown so I go far/
- I disect germs from grime, making worthless your bling, my flow can catch it and kill it/
- When I give your bars a swing, step in the ring, and pickpocket yours and bin it/
- I'm that battery guy rep duracell and lets face it/
- I moulded my own flow and skill, and lets face it/
- The UK should dropkick the states, I'm not racist/
- Dividing bars like angry teeth, why not, why waste it/
- Rolling deep, while ey jam grime I put beats in a morgue/
- Like paint Man Murks instrumentals and beats em some more/
- Y'all think you know rap by repeating em/
- I don't spit at the mic leave your pulse rates at 140 bpm/
- I'mma decimate your flow and turn bars in to nibbles/
- Remember tripz, UK bengal tiger, tryna keep It civil