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- //Verse 1
- I smash these suckers just like they were cranberries
- I pig out on the food then my face looks damn scary
- Stuffing their corpses pumping their guts full of lead
- Long gnarly line of corpses laying out like mullet heads
- Here come the pies apple and pumpkin
- It's Thanksgiving so no dumplings
- And maybe conversations will get crazy
- As we drown our mashed potatoes in gravy
- Years ago pilgrims came here on the Mayflower
- Now I'm there today with power
- Traditional meal on the table while I'm being lyrical
- Nobody dares to disrupt me cause they fear my soul
- The essence of Thanksgiving we don't need no presents
- Cause we're already thankful for everything in our presence
- //Hook
- Lurkin' round the table
- Fresh turkey no exipred label
- And I'm so thankful my family's around
- Lurkin' round the table
- Telling stories and telling fables
- And I'm so thankful that I'm still alive
- //Verse 2
- It's mid november and im still rapping like its halloween
- Follow me and youll probably see some odd ass things
- A turkey with his guts everywhere blood in the air
- Nuns up to a prayer the mud up in ya hair
- Brainbusta is right there fuck up the nightmares
- The certain shit you gotta be thankful for
- Things that you just cant ignore like who there when the rain'll pour
- Or the dudes with the anal porn bitches with the apron on
- And ya mom she got off a dick and put the labor on
- So cut the napalm take a leg and break off
- Mash potatoes with gravy everything for the taking
- No hating just eating with peace lately
- Cut the stress of dating, shit just overating
- Every year two big twenty fours both we endorse
- Christmas eve and thankgiving, bring on the endorphins
- Holidays you just cant ignore man