Battles  Hikissme vs Web_Alternate

RULES

Show your writing skills off With Intensity, Who ever has the best lines And literature WINS!

Max of 20 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Web_Alternate won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hey I like your rhymes but there nothing fabulous
  • To my fabulous lyricism not for massive tits
  • But for my massive lyrics, boy I know your a jack rabbit prick
  • Go back and fap ya dick before I break you like a plastic stick
  • Your wordplay Is so simple a simpleton fiddling
  • Wiggle man can up with better shit than this little man
  • I'm crystal and, too perfection that I'm too flawless
  • For my own good that each pun and foot In your ass all hits
  • While yours hits all miss fast reflexes lack cautious
  • Spider senses Is flawed bitch, low blow balls hit, and demolished
  • The match the referee called It, cause he didn't see
  • The type of cheat code I submitted on you not admittedly
  • The multis you can tone It, you? A formidable opponent
  • My level Is so fucking high 300 couldn't oppose It
  • And no poet can hold It better than Harley and you know It
  • My heart Is bolded with Ice It's HH The Coldest
  • You rhyme the lowest quality words to get a buzz
  • Just like you beg a street hoe you don't know to get a fuck

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm a comedian comedians make comedy raps
  • And honestly that's why people tune and commonly laugh
  • Don't you ever be the judge In court with an awful rap
  • And try to be something your not that can be harmful man
  • As harmful as pulling a bottle cap off a bottle
  • A alcoholic all in 100 beverages and gobble
  • I'm no role model cause I'm part human stop confusing
  • I'm guessing a Joker spooning got this bitch deluded
  • I've writing poetry for 10 years rapping 7 years
  • You've probably just started cause the tensions clear
  • You try too hard too be hard that your bars sound sub par
  • Sweety take It easy your sweating all over my nuts hard
  • I can write shit no sweat immediately easily
  • While eating Reese's cereal with 1 hand and hand feeding me
  • Who said you don't get horny over me or see?
  • I tell the truth adore me, or I'm a diss head report me
  • But don't resort me too boring battles that so bore me
  • Like this stuck up bitch sorts me, when her Reps Is below forty
  • Babe you I'm not sweating your writing with higher tension
  • Sweety stop writing for approval, that causes HYPER TENSION!

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