Battles  Crashman vs Shade_Evil

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  • You know I'm a dope emcee that'll fuck your world
  • son today you just got served. you a dumb bitch that I thought
  • outta know better. I'm that asshole that keeps on the pressure
  • while wearing a DC sweater. this is something you need to remember.
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  • yea I'm cursing at chu with all I got,you got your painties in a bunch so
  • justsit down a suck an old dudes cock.
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  • I'm the insane motherfucker you wish you didn't have to battle.
  • you a bitch so go home and shake your baby rattle.
  • grow a pair of nutz and
  • show me you ain't a putz who won't fall down and cry on the bus.
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  • or make a big fuss over some little issue.
  • oh,would you like a tissue?
  • well, I ran out, I'm a scout in a major blackout or a talent drought.
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  • Its a shame we only have 18 lines cuz I'd roast you worse than
  • that ametuer PINES. but honestly 18 lines is fine.
  • Hopefully your slut doesn't have a deadline cuz
  • I'd fuck her soo bad that I'd ruin her waistline.
  • I get her nudes while we facetime. yea your shit
  • is just a waste of time made up of
  • terribles punch lines and and gay ass rhymes.
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  • yea i remixed this battle verse.
  • what?are you gana be the one to complain first.
  • nigga you so full of thirst you look worse than harold durst.
  • just stop bitching before we
  • buy you a sluts mini skirt or bury you in the dirt.
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  • the remix got a different beat.
  • dont worry cuz i didnt cheat
  • but maybe i was like macklemore and tried to skeet.
  • when someone fucks up all i say is yeet.
  • people say im anti social but you ain't my main focal
  • point with all these bullshit things about stuff thats local
  • you just the towns yokel.
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  • yea my flow is atrocious, ya'll ready know this. filled with an emcee's bliss.
  • maybe my next track'll be a dope ass day diss
  • and after that another fuckin remix.
  • stop snortin those pixie stix.
  • you look like a bunxh of pricks that suck too many horse dicks.
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  • I know my bars are corny, but it makes my fine girl horny.
  • but that's a secret for you and me.
  • cuz without her i'd be an asshole to be.
  • sitting in shorts while the weathers under six degrees.
  • yea like palmer squares im hanging with mister freeze
  • against an Arctic breeze.
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  • im unconventional but my bars are cool and suspenseful.
  • As a kid I was always a handful to look after.
  • chillin up in thr rafters while watching the Toronto raptors.
  • yea I'm a lyrical adapter.
  • when i graduate it'll be the start of a new chapter

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