Battles J_Kettel_The_Monster vs TheWhyakaTinsTin
RULES
i was trying to get this one in... you had alot of fun shit to go off, and i was playing with words to rebuttle every line you had
Max of 32 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- not sharped edged like you, my lyrics are well rounded -cylindrically confounded of having
- quadruple syllables compounded- the voices crowding my mind make multiple prisons like no problem,
- like making a fake head for the guards to check while im crossing that cold water- this whole rap
- is based on yours, and death row aint shit since pac and biggie waged the war- but unlike them
- i spit agent orange , and cased the forest before i came at you for a place to pour-
- your body, and just in case it pours rain, i caged it, so i can lock you like a basement door-
- "The Monster of the Game" here, gore is my life homie,- ill tour with a knife, but when im lonely
- ill make a whore from your wife, blow me,- and though i dig logic, the allegory was tight, - but
- plato had it wrong cause without the source of that light- the shadows never dance, so whether
- morning or night,- this is the take from it, dawg, im warning you right,- im nice now, but im
- thwarting you twice, so show me -the tactics you involve in developing rhyme schemes, - cause
- against this chess master you envelope a tiny- little pawn, my en passant' game is mighty,-
- white lightning with my knights, strike twice , come find me, -USCF rating of 2260, - but if your
- using that candle you lit that stogie with, you missed me, -and any scandal you find, homie, all
- of it's history- cause this monsters origin story remains a mystery-
- im not just a mirror, im like alice's looking glass, -say my name 5x in that bitch and youll be
- booking fast- and dont be looking back, cause when im coming this crooked mask-
- that hides my face it wont ever be shook or cracked-just like mary worth, damn im on full attack
- see - what you fail to understand or realize here, i check my drinks often, and down every beer
- that cosby line about clause "B" dont adhere,- to that fake ass rhyme scheme that you stickin near-
- and that little sentence about chemiluminescence, -holds no heat at all dawg dumber than
- shooting pheasants,- duller than choosing presents with uncles for all thier nephews,- except you,
- cause next you get jealous of all them blessings-and god dammit why you bringing up tiger's blood-
- im trying to be nice as fuck, but you rhyme like your writing sucks,- this isnt the mighty ducks,
- you cant win with almighty luck, Uncle sam chose me? alrighty, shucks- I might as well light him up
- and I dont start fights , i use finishing moves,- kill your character and get your
- identity bruised,- i came in this battle with my limits removed,- and im just itching to prove
- that im a sinister dude-, and the only drug im popping is rap music,- i usin it to get a
- useless nuisance- off of spittin his two cents, and abusing exuberance, but im used to it.-
- with this battle i doo dooed it, shit on his art form, and soon you can you tube it-
- so with 32 lines i think i killed the mirror attack style example, near to the fact that
- i have just handled this shear little whack pile of assholes .... sincerely yours... J Kettel
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Man, I can respect what your rhyming and style is, although what you're tryna do is pretty low,
- take sharp jabs at a broad diss that's what this is, honestly, you could've done much better you failed beyond flow
- hopefully I can maybe show that most of your argument has nothing to be proud of, maybe you'll realize and say "oh."
- To start off, we all know that after Pac died and Dre left tha row, the entire story was over,
- secondly, you need to stop rapping about shit like copping beer, so, maybe choose to stay sober,
- third of all, stop talking about my wife when I'm only a kid, maybe you should worry more on your own girl and who she did,
- fourth of all, don't rap about stuff you can't do, that's something in which I forbid, it's kinda inconvenient you dissed me amid,
- when I was planning on studying for a math test, and maybe take a few hours after just to rest, looking at us,
- I see that honestly your rhymes are overall obnoxious, the only thing that's scary about "The Monster" is that his face makes me nauseous,
- Now I understand why you wear that damn mask, I also presume it also allows you to block the alcohol breath from that flask,
- so just next time sit down ask, why the fuck did I attack a kid who put out a broad diss, then maybe you can "de mask"
- the truth, which is also so sad, you wanted to pull a quick win, if only I had,
- not put down that battle, you would've won without a doubt, so stop with your rattle you sound so sad,
- or in my opinion it's considered bitchin', cause I can clearly see your arrogance is itching,
- your mind, to take write up such a disaster of a diss, you call this a find? I call this looking at someone's lines and snitching
- because the previous verse was no longer meant for you, coincidentally, you need to understand that that's reversed for another battle now, is this finally outlined?
- You desperately used words like adhere incorrectly, yet you say that my rhyme scheme is improperly lined, I think it's safe to say you have been clearly defined,
- and exposed as the son of a bitch you are, and you attack on my Cosby line could've been much better, instead it felt far, instead you switch to chess that's bizzare,
- Don't you know that a pawn that is properly maneuvered, it's able to win with a check-mate, cheapest stuff since uber, you should know I won, whether from up close or afar,
- hopefully you don't try again at ruling me, cause you aren't anywhere near a tsar, lower that 2260 with all of my wins and your losses till it's the dullest thing on radio since NPR,
- Don't even try to rap with me when I see, that your rhymes are developed with words like "doo dooed", next thing you know you're gonna be rhyming words like Hi-C
- but i'm pretty sure your rap on the blueprint, might hopefully give you at least a high C, so please try to speak with me,
- so I can maybe figure out what you're yelling with "exuberance", and try to use a little more alliteration, with words more suitable, such as luxuriance,
- I hope you got the capacity to take a glance, and realize that your "exuberance" should be redirected at where you hands go, which is under your pants,
- then also open your dumbass mind to realize that you're further proving my mirror attack style, so maybe next time learn to stick around a while,
- and you won't end up looking like an idiot who hit himself with the bathroom floor tile, and you better not go into denial,
- because I didn't bring up tiger's blood and half of the shit you said, and your shooting pheasants line just shows you don't know what dull is, you obviously nearing brain dead,
- I think you need some special ed, cause you literally just acting like we're living in a mortal combat game in line 26, you're clearly misled,
- In fact, on line 30 you also thought you already rapped for 32 lines, what's going on in your head? You look 32 years old and yet somehow you've still never read,
- a single line on how to count numbers, at this point anything else you said against me was too bad that it slumbers, take my advice and follow my word,
- rest assured, get yourself off your computer, start moving your life forward,
- and remember what Ice Cube said, "Check yourself, Before you Wreck yourself"