Battles  Maverick vs LadyVenom

RULES

Cum hard. No instrumentals or recordings. Bars vs bars. Round 3.

Max of 40 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

LadyVenom won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Like an overcast of growin' blackness I finna throw so much shade no light'll reach ya, that's foreshadowin'.
  • No storm tracker, silhouette sword assassin, knife sheath I'm a combination of Zorro the Bandit and Tony Montana
  • Don't panic, here, I'll serve you what's silent in tortilla or coerced in salmon(---> L
  • Your efforts'll backfire like spinal anesthesia, yeah, I can foretell your wackness
  • You're below average, I'm the gold standard, got the whole package
  • Let's compare notes and contrast them.. It's a corker to a damp squib
  • Like I pour a glass of gin on ya, 'cause your career was at death's door, tappin'
  • Then you remembered a quote from back when; "Opportunity knocks once." Opened, stabbed in the tit
  • Now I'm in need of a toilet, crap I can't fi- Oh look, an open casket.
  • But I have accidental flaws, the pro-namal
  • 'Bout to sink my teeth into the core of an apple and GO AT 'EM!
  • I'm Colonel Sanders y'all the Norms, Gaffigans, and George Hamiltons
  • So please, don't chance it to match this by putting all your eggs in and overflowin' the basket
  • I may just chew you out to the drop in a bucket
  • Like I'm the foreman gaffer.
  • This chick looks like Rowan Blanchard with Ted Cruz's orifice yapper it's loathsome and unattractive
  • Why keep a stiff upper lip when you're down in the mouth? Throw a tantrum
  • Next time use your loaf or bag it
  • So then maybe our fourth battle you'll come prepared with the groceries for a sandwich.
  • Statistically we're 0 & 2, I knock on wood; oak stool, I wanted to smoke this foo'
  • Came close but no cigar now I smell an aroma in the room of San Cristobal fumes
  • Chimney cadence, provoke indignation I'm at your door like I'm Christmas carolin'
  • A lyricist aimin' loaded heavily with chicanery calibrations of a clip and chamber on my cincture caisson
  • Your battle with Icy was a chilli case of you making me cringe, you're complacent
  • Must want children like crazy I hear you try'na get the crib and cradle in
  • Ain't workin'? Is your man a chicken capon Perhaps your clitoris is caved in
  • I mean if you want I can make you ny main-squeeze.. I've got a citrus cravin'
  • Shit, this is critically capacious, fuck you though, I'll elbow you in the chin and chafe ya
  • And claim to abuse civility care when I make you crimp by a cliff, hangin'..
  • Then what? I don't know, but those were some dope alliterations
  • Wanna try-angles?
  • Well I'm ready to roll this cue and fuckin' pwn this noob.
  • The dame bane, and I think y'all biased 'cause she owns some boobs
  • Her wordplay's overused.. The broad toxin;
  • Born of an indisposed womb via ova yews
  • Plays GOAT yet is ove of ewes, see, I'm that ram-ification here to make you cry oval U's
  • You're an oaf to youth, old news, came to a vogue repute and me? The dark horse I loom
  • Floor < roof; get on my level I'm Radisson
  • Meaning I rap circles around you..
  • Berating you in round terms, so treacherous and candid.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Sup pussy? I'm here to prove some facts- you said last time I won coz I recorded... Nah son, that's trash,
  • See battles are to be spat, it's not just text- you can write ight, but flow? It's dead and that's why yo bitch ass don't get no respect
  • Look at his homo hobo, back for another shot, Bar-tender, but I'll tend to his bars till he's rocked,
  • This was your last chance Mav, it's three strikes and your out. You don't get another shot to pipe up and spout,
  • So it's game over and I hope the feelings mutual, but don't worry I'll do a nice speech at your funeral!
  • You can't battle son, battlin is about beef, it's not a poetry contest so watch when you speak,
  • Comin at me with dumb shit, all your insults are trash- I wouldn't mind if those insults were actually flash,
  • I can speak intellectually, metaphorically and deep- but if u wanna battle, it's gotta be horrible shit ya speak,
  • I'll sneak a pistol through customs- then sneak in ya basement, Tell the cops I was just tryna bring peice/peace to the nation
  • I'll treat you like Fritzl's kid I'll have you weep in abasement/a basement I made you wait on purpose- Harold Shipman mistreating your patience/patients
  • See you were desperate for a shot- like a broke fucking junkie- but why? Think this time you'll slump and crunch me?
  • Bitch please, you're virgin ass is weak, I'm the Queen of the joint and you don't deserve to speak,
  • You're small fry- and I don't mean to drown your vibe- but your last battle, you were bound to Dy/die
  • He had you in one round like a dude that busts quick when he's pounding his wife
  • See you got long words but your punches are frail- just no crunch when you slump, just a punk when you fail,
  • You bout to get swayed with aggression, you're facing a legend-Kid got me more stressed than post natal depression
  • I'll be roasting this peasant- this clone of Oddzilla, I'll send Huggy to beast you coz I know that Gods iller/godzilla
  • This is our third encounter no alien sightings, last two times you failed with your writing,
  • You couldn't out-bar this bitch if you paid my bail, Spittin so much crack I'll turn your shade to pale,
  • See I can use big words too, but motherfucker it's war, Those metaphores can't compete with these lyrical swords,
  • A vixen with caged rage, man you can't outfox her, Your punches make less sense/cents than an amatuer boxer
  • Imma break down ya style coz I swear it's the fakest, Using them big words doesn't make you the greatest,
  • It makes you Lilly Savage sucker that's a fake bitch!! You use words like incomprehensibilities but don't use many personals,
  • You just attack with large words but that shit is so submergible, You don't punch you jab, that's gay hater, You ain't David's mom no Haye maker!
  • Your names Maverick yet you jacking my obnoxiousness, That's ironic, you must be lacking with your confidence,
  • You're to weak to control what's coming- damn that's some continence
  • I gotta moonshine fist, you'll be in and out of consciosness, Now people that read his verses probably think that he's inteligent
  • But imma jig-saw this dude and prove he's irrelevant He'll go to peices in the box when the venom get rebelious,
  • When its comes to rap I go at um/atom I'm in my fucking element
  • You'll get left holey in the trunk like the nostrils of an elephant!
  • Claims he's Top Gun but Maverick ain't fly, think he'll Cruise for the win? Nah this Goose about do die
  • You and odd mad similar- don't think I won't strike ya, Got me suspicious, now you toast like a lifer coz he's either your alt or your fucking ghost writer!
  • I know you're insecure Mav, that's why you're clashing on line, At school yo' weak ass get bashed all the time,
  • Lunch money? Stole! Sneakers? Robbed! Head flushed in the toilet! Still think that he deep Mob?
  • Ha! Don't make a bitch cackle This dude think he Shakespeare but weak when he battle
  • Think you'll take the win with V bein fem? But you're bitch control you- the weakest of men, just a pussy whipped bitch, no BDSM
  • You're wack, I produce it nicely, got a scope with a strobe that'll juice ya life G! Red dot on ya head: Icy's future wifey,
  • You can't touch me, get shook with the hammer, you're faker than Joe Green in that blood bandana,
  • Claim you're sick but it's lies, that's benefit fraud, so it's ironic that you don't benefit fraud....

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