Battles Velvet vs NomadZ
RULES
If you were the opposite sex
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'll spark a spliff while your girl lollipops my dick
- Roll over the fat bitch and tell ya mom ta split
- Ain't playin daddy for ya ugly ass kid
- If I was you abortions what I woulda did
- Ugly like a down syndrome autistic spastic
- Slower than Molasses and Vaseline dropping from ya ass's
- I done bukakee on the whole bitches squad
- & Fuck so hard Christians call Allah God
- I'm not done yet hold on grab ya balls
- Ill run screamin fuck Trump and Hillary is God
- NOT
- I'm aimin at everyone with these bars watch my tongue
- Get all the trannys and cutters on tumblr triggered like a gun
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If I was one of the opposite gender
- Most likely definition, a women to treasure
- I'd be a damn lady, purse so big I'd need a meter stick to measure
- Looking so damn fine, I carry a ballpoint pen wherever
- Write down "You can call me Heather"
- I stick with my self, and my verbal violence
- Very necessary for my health, and my pretty hair, it's stylin
- Boys come at me from every direction, ask why then
- They die to meet this wondrous beauty
- Did I mention, they question my bodacious bomb booty
- It very much suits me...
- truth be I snuff them off harder than Rudy Gulliani
- You could sue me,
- For looking so good, my dress stretches too the ground
- like you thought yours should, you don't even have the crown
- Make other girls jealous, make the gentlemen astound
- Welcome to the kingdom now
- I'm the princess
- Tell the servants to orchestrate the drums
- There's a distress
- I make the general population stunned
- Well I do my best...
- My purse carries a full set of armory
- No gun's please we're in no need of some wholesome Sodomy
- Lipstick armed and ready, smile will sting like a bee
- Blush back in the bag, it's always on like the scars from surgery
- Mascara you kidding me, without it I couldn't see
- Please I'll be damned if another girl tries to put me down
- I'd grab her hair, that always seems to put a smile upside down
- Nails so fine I cut the air like sundown
- As well as her face, it looks like Garry Busey got bit by a hound
- There's no limit to what I can accomplish
- Women always have a sense of dominance
- The prominent part is that my double D's stop boppin
- Cause my 4x elastic bra keeps fucking dropping
- Otherwise they'd just go to the floor, I don't feel like mopping
- It's so obnoxious, stop it, well I guess the world is messed up for watching
- While I'm on this yellow brick road, just fancy old me
- Style from the head to the toes, dancing like a glee Dorothy
- Dial the numbers for my phone, you might reach she
- Cause I only answer for those who understand my soul
- I only express myself as much as I'm destined for
- Better pay the ticket boys, cause I'm here as the toll