Battles  johnny_schwifty vs Sly

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Throwaway beat, throwaway bars, but like a metapod I still go hard
  • Have you ever met a god with fire like charz, This aint a DRILL this BEE for real, so
  • leap out yo seat and pull the alarms, smashin a simple beat but I aint Lars
  • Have you ever met a metal head rap hard like Iron, this beat Made In 10 minutes but I’m in
  • the zone, Neo flow empty gun in slow mo, I am zee one,
  • zone, most fly but most unknown, run it like Al Capone
  • but I aint never heard boo’z in my life, only cheers bud, cheers you’re nice
  • but it came with a price, took a loan on the time in my life
  • and these sharks, man do they do bite
  • rap tight or I die tonight so listen up all right
  • I’m half gang/ster, half ne/rd, lets cut in half the words
  • I’m a star with no gang but I’ll body N E body on the (RD)road
  • in the street, or at your home, on this beat, or over the phone
  • Dr Suess flow with these nouns and verbs,
  • whatever, want better ? mark setter, let’s get’r, go
  • John’s sonnin’ you like Johnson, whatchyu gonna do,
  • makin puns for you like it’s football, goal
  • punt you in the cunt just to prove I’m done
  • pussyfooting around, done wasting time, bound to doing it BIG
  • It was all a dream, I wanna be the best like the pokemon theme
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  • whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
  • I’ma Pick up Artist, but I don’t drive a truck, I drive a Taurus, just kidding that’s bullshit
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  • I drive a muthafuckin bicycle, but I’ma still kill it with my psycho flow
  • never runnin outta rhymes as I write this yo,
  • Johnny Cash Walk The Line on the tighest rope
  • but in this circus act, any second you could be slippin
  • no time to stop gotta finish these writtens
  • no time to walk gotta out pace my competition in the race as I’m shiftin
  • up to the next gear, now yall too tired, so i’ma have a damn good year
  • check the pressure on my two tires, yes sir, the logo says Goodyear
  • I’m their slogan, I’m More Driven, I am Oden, I’m ambition
  • crack the champaigne, crack the beer, carved out my own lane now I’m good here
  • Stacks on stacks, more than I need for livin
  • Sorry for slayin the game, am I forgiven?
  • Born with 1 brain, nah, I had 4 given
  • Turn up the heat in the kitchen, Ramsay of wrap, no sandwich
  • you can’t gauge my level of language my brain is set to vanquish every rapper in the game so
  • hasta la vista like I’m speakin spanish
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  • whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
  • So much brain storage, will my head explode? Call me Horus, cuz I’m in God Mode
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  • Set my name to Horus, I’m in God Mode
  • even with this light shit, still fly what I wrote
  • fuck a bicycle, Mario Kart’s what I rode
  • on the fastest road, watch me pass as toad
  • about to over-lap you but you think I’m slow
  • got hose by my side so I’m ready to flow
  • don’t close your eyes, or catch machete to throat
  • sharpest thinker in the game, ready 3 2 1 go
  • Mazda slogan, Zoom I must,
  • pop a mushroom to crush bitch eat my dust
  • I’m the muthafuckin shit, and I just flopped a flush
  • Suited up, with those chips you don’t have enough
  • I’ll never go bust though always ready to bust a nut
  • on her bust, Goin nuts, ya’ll slippin on bananas,
  • feel my presence call me Santa
  • Hustlin hard as fuck, I’m Gambino from Atlanta
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  • whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
  • I’m Chuck Norris, of the rap scene, I’ve got a thesaurus, encoded in my genes

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Feelin' like eternity, been starin' at a broken clock
  • The hands ain't movin' but reality will never stop
  • Thinkin' bout my vices, things that I have held and dropped.
  • Rights and wrongs are past-tense, fuck a confidant
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  • I've been a vagabond in recent times
  • Always movin' place to place, but never writin' rhymes
  • Now I'm back up on my grind, this my paradigm
  • Roll a joint, light it up, let myself unwind yea
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  • (break)
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  • Starin' at my watch, like I thought the minutes paused
  • But there's only so much left up in this meter that we walk
  • In this paradox where I reside, watch the pendulum
  • and wonder why the time went by
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  • All the places that I've been, feelin' like it never ends
  • Alotta choices that I've made I always chose to make amends
  • Coulda been a student, instead I was degenerate
  • Irrelevant, the person I've become is much more eloquent
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  • As a youngun I would dream
  • Could I ever really be the person I would wanna see?
  • Sucked up in my mind with the acid, I was trapped in it
  • You're never makin' progress when you always get distracted.
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  • Now I'm years up in the future.
  • Memories that I maneuver, but I lost'em in a stupor
  • This semiconscious breeze of the elegance
  • Fuck a skeleton, these ghosts are at my doorstep, I aint' never gon' let them in

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