Battles johnny_schwifty vs Sly
RULES
Song vs Song. No time or line rules. Do whatever. Opponent can reuse anything.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Throwaway beat, throwaway bars, but like a metapod I still go hard
- Have you ever met a god with fire like charz, This aint a DRILL this BEE for real, so
- leap out yo seat and pull the alarms, smashin a simple beat but I aint Lars
- Have you ever met a metal head rap hard like Iron, this beat Made In 10 minutes but I’m in
- the zone, Neo flow empty gun in slow mo, I am zee one,
- zone, most fly but most unknown, run it like Al Capone
- but I aint never heard boo’z in my life, only cheers bud, cheers you’re nice
- but it came with a price, took a loan on the time in my life
- and these sharks, man do they do bite
- rap tight or I die tonight so listen up all right
- I’m half gang/ster, half ne/rd, lets cut in half the words
- I’m a star with no gang but I’ll body N E body on the (RD)road
- in the street, or at your home, on this beat, or over the phone
- Dr Suess flow with these nouns and verbs,
- whatever, want better ? mark setter, let’s get’r, go
- John’s sonnin’ you like Johnson, whatchyu gonna do,
- makin puns for you like it’s football, goal
- punt you in the cunt just to prove I’m done
- pussyfooting around, done wasting time, bound to doing it BIG
- It was all a dream, I wanna be the best like the pokemon theme
- whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
- I’ma Pick up Artist, but I don’t drive a truck, I drive a Taurus, just kidding that’s bullshit
- I drive a muthafuckin bicycle, but I’ma still kill it with my psycho flow
- never runnin outta rhymes as I write this yo,
- Johnny Cash Walk The Line on the tighest rope
- but in this circus act, any second you could be slippin
- no time to stop gotta finish these writtens
- no time to walk gotta out pace my competition in the race as I’m shiftin
- up to the next gear, now yall too tired, so i’ma have a damn good year
- check the pressure on my two tires, yes sir, the logo says Goodyear
- I’m their slogan, I’m More Driven, I am Oden, I’m ambition
- crack the champaigne, crack the beer, carved out my own lane now I’m good here
- Stacks on stacks, more than I need for livin
- Sorry for slayin the game, am I forgiven?
- Born with 1 brain, nah, I had 4 given
- Turn up the heat in the kitchen, Ramsay of wrap, no sandwich
- you can’t gauge my level of language my brain is set to vanquish every rapper in the game so
- hasta la vista like I’m speakin spanish
- whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
- So much brain storage, will my head explode? Call me Horus, cuz I’m in God Mode
- Set my name to Horus, I’m in God Mode
- even with this light shit, still fly what I wrote
- fuck a bicycle, Mario Kart’s what I rode
- on the fastest road, watch me pass as toad
- about to over-lap you but you think I’m slow
- got hose by my side so I’m ready to flow
- don’t close your eyes, or catch machete to throat
- sharpest thinker in the game, ready 3 2 1 go
- Mazda slogan, Zoom I must,
- pop a mushroom to crush bitch eat my dust
- I’m the muthafuckin shit, and I just flopped a flush
- Suited up, with those chips you don’t have enough
- I’ll never go bust though always ready to bust a nut
- on her bust, Goin nuts, ya’ll slippin on bananas,
- feel my presence call me Santa
- Hustlin hard as fuck, I’m Gambino from Atlanta
- whack chorus, but I don’t give a fuck, whack chorus, but who gives a fuck
- I’m Chuck Norris, of the rap scene, I’ve got a thesaurus, encoded in my genes
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Feelin' like eternity, been starin' at a broken clock
- The hands ain't movin' but reality will never stop
- Thinkin' bout my vices, things that I have held and dropped.
- Rights and wrongs are past-tense, fuck a confidant
- I've been a vagabond in recent times
- Always movin' place to place, but never writin' rhymes
- Now I'm back up on my grind, this my paradigm
- Roll a joint, light it up, let myself unwind yea
- (break)
- Starin' at my watch, like I thought the minutes paused
- But there's only so much left up in this meter that we walk
- In this paradox where I reside, watch the pendulum
- and wonder why the time went by
- All the places that I've been, feelin' like it never ends
- Alotta choices that I've made I always chose to make amends
- Coulda been a student, instead I was degenerate
- Irrelevant, the person I've become is much more eloquent
- As a youngun I would dream
- Could I ever really be the person I would wanna see?
- Sucked up in my mind with the acid, I was trapped in it
- You're never makin' progress when you always get distracted.
- Now I'm years up in the future.
- Memories that I maneuver, but I lost'em in a stupor
- This semiconscious breeze of the elegance
- Fuck a skeleton, these ghosts are at my doorstep, I aint' never gon' let them in