Battles TwoOneEight vs ChosisDaKid
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow this cocksucker here i found him in tha storm drain.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- battling you like this is mortal kombat, im numbered one, with verses as hot as the sun,
- im hitting you with extreme impact, i told you man wear a damn hardhat,
- your saying your rhymes are hard when i can go through em like its liquid,
- your lickin the mic like its a dick, damn put that tongue away lookin like miley cyrus,
- im writing on rappad, for gods sake your still using a pen and papyrus,
- meow bitch, wow toss you into tha ditch, now lets start the battle,
- im gonna spit in your face than stick my dick in ruby from behind, than pass that ass to eazy,
- these rhymes are dangerous they cannot be tamed,
- meow bitch, meow fridge, meow ditch, meow fuck it,
- discretion is advised, aggression is baptized, controlling my emotions,
- handin out promotions, than spttin rhymes like im erupting with volcanic explosions,
- hand me your tokens and play this game,
- you have no vocals so chosis you can forget about fame
- i know my rhymes are lame,
- but i still get handys like im handy manny, this isnt Armageddon or deception,
- but im still gonna dropkick you like im from sparta,
- i dont mean to provoke you, but your verse looks like someone is choking you,
- black blue, bitch your wack too, your rhymes are bent back like a bitch with scoliosis,
- im fuckin ferocious, im a kitty kitty, your fucking atrocious,
- so many syllables like these words are fucking colossus,
- attractin votes like the opposite sides of magnets, your repellin voters like the same sides,
- your ass is supposed to be a rapper,
- well now your exposed i can tell you reached within the bladder,
- and grabbed your response before it hit tha crapper,
- your more contagious than the flu, someone quick find a diagnosis, to get rid of chosis,
- meow meow kitty kitty meow meow kitty kitty meow meow kitty kitty,
- click click.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- They call me the Rap Prophet, now let me kick you down on some rap knowledge
- weak disses, shallow to no multi's with punches falling short man your raps Garbage
- dispatch coordinates for me to attack targets like Apache attack helicopters
- or street thugs who's heat bus to attack hella coppers with mortars and metal rockets
- beating me? that's illogic you should stop it
- it's nonsense, this isn't even a battle it's a lesson
- after you lose make sure you come back and reread this message
- addressing the dreaded difference in our lyrical expression
- maybe if you spent less time on meowing and more on rap then you could be a challenge kid
- bastard bitch, Im laughing at him, I got this battle under raps like Elves up in Santa's crib
- they call me another future prospect with plans and a plot set to prosper
- the prognosis of an ill mind controlling
- you taking dosages just hoping
- that it can ease the pain and cope when
- that coke shit seize your vain freeze your brains it wont be the same
- as the flu where you take an Aleve to decrease the pain
- you flock together but it's sicken that behind bars is where you birds flew
- alleviate, breath and gaze the secretive ways to suit and judge this brief case
- of an author writing til arthritis is in my fingertips, arms, from writing
- bars exiting as king Arthur riding through wars enticing minds with swords and nice swings
- scare ya life with an alarming wild fist strong enough to give the hulk a slight shift
- my sight shift as I sight shit in the bulk of your writing when you cite shit
- put ya life on stretchers with fire techniques like pyrotechnics
- a pile of weapons sweet enough to turn you diabetic
- im piling effort, reckless, sending rappers to the battle clinic
- savage spitting, this battle's light, no weight like Calisthenics
- rapid disses to this faggot nigga will leaving him twisting like ballerinas on ballet shit
- master testing, me and rap together like Angelina and brad Pitt bitch