DEFENDER'S RAP

• Look at Eazy, w/ his sleazy beanie,
• Running out of breath, he's wheezy,
• Gunning you down to yo death, ooh, breezy.
• Quit buzzing off meth, sweetie.
• Your punning is cheesy,
• You're shitty, quit plumbing feces.
• Stop humping my bikinis, you're a little too dreamy.
• You're getting nothing, you're needy.
• I'm surprised, that I haven't said anything about your small dick.
• Small sized, not at all tall, nor thick.
• All deprived, to the point where you're sick.
• So thirsty, anyone-can-see, it starts to worry, me,
• You ain't worthy, truly, for these perky, boobies.
• Small penis, oh Jesus, no cleanness, you need a hygienist.
• Buddy, you are ugly, doubly, dummy. You're not funny, honey.
• Just a yucky, rusty, dusty, chubby, funky, unlucky, clumsy, cruddy monkey.
• I can't understand half the shit you say.
• So tanned, looks like you got on a spray.
• So bland, you got canned, from rap, oh snap, you got the back hand,
• How many times I gotta command you to disband, you're banned.
• Well isn't this just grand, I just slammed you into the land, well I'll be damned.
• You're still alive? Better take five, you got lucky you survived.
• I thrive, I strive, I like to arrive & connive, to deprive you of life,
• Not with a knife, not with a strife between you and your wife,
• But with these words, that #fly over your head like birds,
• Fly so #high, maybe you're on #herbs.
• Maybe that's why you're smashing all your records.
• Smashing, thrashing, trashing, whatever,
• I'm bashing, slashing, lashing, out, whenever.
• You're grasping, I'm laughing, I'm slacking? Never.
• But we both got fashion, passion, and skill at rapping, we so clever.
• I like cheddar.