Battles vs Funkatron
RULES
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I don't underestimate my opposers, I try to keep my composure and firmly research my opponent
- try to see every scene they start in so they won't deceive me by being stronger
- so how did you make me quit watching you after only one EP of pure torture
- rhymes weakly, lines cheesy, mind freaky and your flow stunk
- you got that shit covered tho, it sounds like you already got a clip on your nose so you won't smell your own funk
- I'm wondering towards your base, you stay in place while I'm passing rounds
- you following me was a mistake, trying to run for home on a battleground
- how do you think you can pass me now when this race is not even tantamount
- remember the second tournament when you were sprinting through the opposition
- you were going for the plate, trying to finish any contradiction
- and that's when the fattest guy in the competition,
- who you criticized bout his compesition
- with the slightest form of proposition ran past your sound and tagged you out
- let's add another loss, this one on one will get you a one plus one
- so then the only thing left with a zero is your bank account
- cuz after this, you wanna pay me to teach you battling 101,
- cuz I left you enlightend and shocked, getting yourself a funk for trons
- and of course, I will feel the need to teach you the ABC's, it's my Deed as an E-Writer
- so you're lucky I ain't grade you as a real G, I have no problem killing E-minors
- so lets start with lesson one:
- when you write, it doesn't matter what concept will make you feel blessed by your context
- your feelings of confidence will be as short as the success of your project
- and that's me being honest
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Kinda funny how this Nether Lands man/
- Spit shit, smells like it dripped, from my nether regions/
- Plus it's all kid shit, like this is Never Land ranch/
- In this leagues wishing tree, there's a high enough branch/
- Ensure your punches, or your kicks, never land. Damn./
- I'll fly off the handle if your first word lacks your respect/
- And pigeon hole this pocket hawk into your fucking turkey neck/
- And my dude, why you so foodccentric?/
- This another heavy weight bought, where the belts the contender?/
- Since you love food bars, you fubar with this garnish/
- If you was straight metal Silva, you wouldn't get tarnished/
- If Madder is made of matter, that means you anti-matter'd/
- Shoulda had your dreams scattered, he's not even a rapper!/
- Got bodied by a singing cat, what is this, fucking Disney?/
- I'll add in/Alladin so many puns, rescind ya' relevance/re-cinderella-vence, and keep it PG/
- You out foxed, release the hounds, I'm bettin he's Homeward bound/
- You're getting some Air Bud, I don't think your coming down/
- Cuz All Dogs go to Heaven, and the wolf has seen you now/
- I wouldn't buy your shit, if it was a suicide haiku/
- Buy you're so damn emo still gonna patronize you/
- You live in the Nether Lands, why you gotta cry Boo/
- Here in America you'd fear Trump was deep inside you!/
- You better concentrate, 'cuz I smoke wax like a sav/
- And one hit off of this shit, an' you'll shatter like glass/
- You only dabble in battle, I'll torch and e-nail your ass!/