Battles Dustinsane vs Shade_Evil
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This battle ended in a tie.
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Battle on November 25 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Walk up on stage, like West, like I'm some special guest who is possessed.
- Smack Donald with a fat bottle that is horizontal.
- Break the glass, awful, yell at them both with full throttle.
- Influencing them like Aristotle, they begin to marvel, like Marshall.
- My voice is colossal, getting it through their heads like a Bible novel.
- Telling them I'm harmful, what are they doing to America.
- They seem to have America's numba', we still standing, stamina.
- Camera faces me, sorry everybody, pardon the interruption.
- I'm about to have a malfunction, because Hillary wants to piss off some Russians.
- These are bad citizens, they want to hurt the innocence.
- I have confidence that you can't tell me why you voted for this nonsense.
- I'm sorry if I sound offensive, but I'm obsessive,
- with making this country great again, progressive, sometimes you have to be aggressive.
- Trump wants to bomb everything, making people have forgiveness.
- The people are witnesses, this is ridiculous, we have to have resistance.
- We have to make the right decision, don't elect someone who will hurt millions.
- We've never gotten good politicians, others are laughing at our condition.
- They don't know the definition of being in a bad position.
- It's like bad luck if our addiction, we think this life is fiction.
- At least that's my description, we should've taking these chumps to Millikan.
- Then have a good life like Michelin at Wimbledon.
- Or even Michael Kimmelman dressed like Jack Nicholson.
- They'll burn this country like London.
- It's my adrenaline to talk about these so-called Americans who are arrogant.
- None of my rhymes are irrelevant, making new elements.
- Perhaps Hillary and Trump were experiments.
- In order to live life that had to go through impediments, taking sediments.
- That's why they have poor judgment, Trump is an arrogant violent.
- Who will have a bad future like Whisenhunt.
- Both bad for the environment, bunches are full of excitement.
- Like Kim finding diamonds, I don't think they fit requirements.
- It's in these moments where we look at our opponents,
- and realize and be surprised at their components.
- They are both terrible rodents, who should be fucking homeless.
- Because they are soulless, in these old moments we realize dark moments.
- This whole campaign is bogus, put you all on notice, make sure you know this.
- Make sure you note this, I'm relentless, like the little fucker in Karate Kid.
- Both are retarded, our weak spot is their target, I need to vomit.
- Trump has made bad profits, unlike Monica being on it, with Billy in office.
- I bet one hundred his cock wasn't enormous.
- I'm getting nauseous, America used to be gorgeous, now the economy being cautious.
- Government is Godless, regardless of several attempts of promises.
- Time for some justice, their words are poisonous.
- America has numbness, toughness.
- Now with Donny, who is of the Republican party, taking us into a dumptruck.
- Good luck United States, who is Fifty Shades of Hate and Mistakes.
- I need an ultimate escape, before ISIS with their virus decide to invade.
- Make America Great.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Intro:
- yea This is to all them hating bitches
- Verse 1:
- Wakin' up each morning having trouble with reading the time.
- going to school each day feels like it takes a lifetime.
- when I close my eyes all i see is darkness.
- I can still kill this beat regardless if I'm fully conscious
- Making them haters scream louder with each insult.
- Chorus:
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Verse 2:
- yea them haters,they just giving me stuff to counter.
- serve them like a turkey dinner
- sittin' on the kitchen counter. rising to fame by power.
- man sit down cuz you can't buy power, you gotta earn it so
- why don't you just quit while you still have the chance,cuz I'm
- making my advance on the rap game. I ain't like a lion that you can tame,
- naw bitch I'm like a wild fire, burning everything in my path.
- so all you haters can just stop talking that trash.
- Chorus:
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Wass,wass,wass,wass good haters.
- Verse 3:
- yea sayin' hello to all my hater. You hopin' I end up a failure.
- not today cuz my words are sharper than a razor, cutting you in pieces.
- I'm hungry now so I think I'll go buy some reeses pieces.
- Yo I'm so wicked on the mic i know you can't handle this. you a failure
- like a lantern thats candle-less. Yea I'm a nightmare in your mind.
- like that perfect rhyme you can never seem to find.
- Outro:
- Yea this was anotha Masterpeice by yourz truly.
- MC Lil' Shady is outta here.
- See you foolz soon!