CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Like a genie in a bottle I massaged my talisman, zipped up my astronaut jacket then checked my oxygen capsule and
• Boarded the shuttle on the launch pad with the seatbelt locked and fastened
• Popped a Xanax, took a swig of my vodka flask in hopes to become calm and relaxed quick
• I began to ascend to my journey of periodic interactions, I picked up the electronic gadget of quantum mechanics
• Then deployed my space pod to the Voyage Thru Aeon, trembling, ready, holding an astronomical atlas
• The panorama was so aeronautical and outlandish the light-speed of the propulsion impacted me my noggin couldn't grasp it
• I went into an unconscious trance and into a dream of hypnotic magic deep inside the cosmic web; snagged in it
• Woke up floating in an enormous white platonic fashioned rhombus, gaspin' within it's hollow vastness
• Quickly came to the realization I moving awfully fast and noticed I'm being drawn in like a magnet to a huge black hole engulfin' planets
• I closed my eyes, vomited, panicked, fainted, opened my eyes to a fog of blackness
• To my right there was a clock smashed in.. To my left two men walked in harassin'
• God damnit I've gone mad it was Oz & Maverick
• "You faulted the tactic, the plot had elapsed a miss, we thought you had it all planned out but you lost track of it!"
• Think again... I looked down at my dissolvin' hands this was all part of the plan to exist no longer, at last it's
• Solved the happiness, my goal has been accomplished but I didn't vanish I turned to stone, and became a rock inanimate.