Battles Deezy vs Serg
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Walked inside of K Mart plaza with Barack Obama and the Loch Ness Monster
- Fucked Michelle Obama while Joe Bidden was recording,
- Because I'm not a law abiding citizen.
- Quick to slit your throat once that penicillin's kicking in.
- When I fuck I multiply once I touch her dividends.
- Touching my 3rd track, back at it again with a new one.
- It's been 12 years, you papa docs still shook ones.
- In it so long I write lyrics for my next of kin.
- We can do this juan on juan, no mexican.
- Still not taking my medicine.
- Even if it's inside my gelatin.
- Yeah, And if you ain't up on thangs.
- Still tussle toe to toe right now like Pacquiao.
- Still giving the honeys pipe cause i'm well endowed.
- Still spitting these rhymes cause I rep the East.(SouthEast)
- Still handing out my meat for trick or treat.
- I still got love for the streets like I'm D.R.E
- Spitting lyrics with the easiest of ease.
- I'm getting head from a bitch as we speak.
- Sike, I gotta girl and I love her.
- Couple days ago, finally met her mother.
- No Barney, no Neil Patrick Harris.
- That's a special love, that I really cherish.
- But no Drake shit, out my feelings quick.
- Sicker than syphilis, are you hearing this lyrical viciousness.
- My raw instincts are primitive.
- I've been harden by this life, you pussy niggas still ticklish.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Listen up, Ima give you a response
- I'm like Bush in Baghdad, don't think I got any qualms
- 'Bout droppin some of my own bombs
- Launching and firing off firearms.
- I'll lay lines for you like psalms
- So you can recite them;
- Chant my mantra when night comes
- Hold together your red palms
- And pray that you'll be alive
- To see the sky become bronze.
- Every morning you wait
- For sunrise in Kuwait
- And don't tell you 'aint
- About to drop dead or faint
- When I tell you this 'aint
- From a veteran saint,
- This shit's just a metaphor to lay you to waste.
- As I've said, I 'aint a vet in this race,
- But you're still gonna regret this battle you faced.
- Ate my shit laced with haste, now tell me, bitch: how the fuck does it taste?