DEFENDER'S RAP

• look, i dont mean to brag, but my attacks will tear you apart like a piece of rag
• douche bag, you dared to challenge me? that's whack. i'm gonna fucking smack you blue and black
• rhyming on this mac from my backpack, words gon hurt you like cacti up your butt crack
• i'm a maniac, you're my evening snack, reloading my gun, clack clack boom smack
• you could come back with a counter attack but you would still be unsuccessful
• because your rhymes are weak like a hen and mine are strong and heavy like a bull
• imma smoke you like hash from kabul, i'm giving you time despite busy schedule
• but you outta luck, coz i spit fire like i drink a lotta fuel
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• i am the principal in the school you go to as a student
• so dont step in the ring against me coz my punches gonna leave your face with dents
• my rhymes get lot of complements but all you get are insults, no accomplishments
• you are the fucking minister of bad rhymes while i'm the fucking president
• dont mean to offend but man, with that kind of rap, i wont even let you suck my dick
• prick, your rhymes feel like low quality plastic while i build my rhyme brick by brick
• these words gonna leave you with pain thats chronic, none can cure you, medics or tonics
• instead i can lend you my automatic so that you death wont be so tragic