Battles  Lethal_Notes vs Venom-Joker

RULES

Lets see how many puns you can come up with

Max of 18 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Venom-Joker won this battle!

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on November 6 2016 and Battle on December 13 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo I'll send this clown back to the circus with his shirt ripped
  • He forgot his bra, so I witnessed his tits burst SHIT!
  • I was the first wit my optic In disgust worsened
  • So ya man tits won't get exposed I'll close the curtains/
  • So no one would have to see me beat your ass with a sworn bat
  • And give you a torn lat and a sword through ya fucking thorax
  • Then fill It with thorn tacs now your venoms In poor stats
  • Yo Jokester? Yours whores back to being on spidey's hoes pack/
  • Now you really are a joke literally, but everyone knew that
  • LAUGHING! so fucking hard that my laugh box Is too crap
  • I would even come to your grave and fucking puke on It
  • Got nowhere else too shit, so I'll take a poop on It/
  • Sorry I thought It was a toilet too doo doo on It
  • Guess I have no kind of respect to put value on It
  • This joke Is broke Is broke he's broken like his face
  • Well let me grab this can of mace and spray It In his face/

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • F Knows death grows, definitely a depressed hoe, with F'd flow
  • Yo F HOE! I suggest tho you bent o and let the F F slow
  • Doesn't accept no, F No the F F's so love the F hoe
  • The F's bold metaphorically he's metal between the legs tho HA!
  • Joke 2: You wanna talk about a broken tool, look at you
  • Your so fucking stupid, that Einstein threw a book at you
  • Look at you, your name says It all, your misunderstood tattoo
  • The only pleasure you get Is from your own wood taboo HA!
  • Joke 3: The sick thought of me naked hmm, doesn't sound Intimidating
  • It's emasculating, pun Itself Is your own humiliation
  • Dude I'm too devastating, a lethal disease I'm contagious
  • I'm simple as plain Is, hit you where the pain Is, my methods aren't painless HA!
  • Joke 4: You dirty little rodent bout to succumb to scum
  • After I sum a won you'll tempted to become a chump
  • This fucking cunts to fun leave It to me to tell a joke
  • This angry toad just got owned with a hell a SMOKE!
  • HA HA HA HA HA!

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