CHALLENGER'S RAP

• As you're destroying Tokyo I'm warping your horoscope via my clairvoyant stones of control
• Equipped with the Tesseract and the Cosmic Cube, plus the Scepter has got ya confused
• I've summoned the MIC and it's primitive members of that Hip Hop group
• All your competitors.. Even Heath Ledger, Kong, and Cthulhu
• Disrupting your Aether so go ahead open your jaw 'n shoot
• But your laser beams don't match up against my Infinity Gems
• I won't knuckle-down to you because you're not even a legitimate threat
• This duel is like the story of Siegfried's quest to retrieve that ring and helmet
• From those midgets' chest, you're Fafnir and I won't stop until this reptilians dead.
• He says his ability's Gillette what a smart-alec...
• Well if he holds victory then it'll be a Bald-win buzzin' strips off ya heads
• Are your scalps itchy yet? This lizard pens an intricate mess
• No one can really understand what the frick he says
• He has the potential to lift his strength but my potency is that of an acidic alchemist's
• Man, your punchlines are as funny as Jimmy Fallon skits
• Yeah it's Thanos back at it with the brilliant practices
• And with my cybernetic enhancements I'll German-suplex your son Minilla into a volcanic pit
• Darin' cyborg virility so buff, I won't spare the Orb it'll be the additional shove
• To finish it done 'cause I'm aware of course you could assimilate me like a sponge
• My energy may be absorbed like you're Jiggly Puff but I'm prepared for war so, lick, mah, nuts!
• I'm Rick Sanchez from with a fifth of Captain left causing a hullabaloo humpin' a goose
• While you're Sideshow Bob writing like you're gonna start smackin' Dex ta' call that substance abuse.