Battles CheckOutTwenty47 vs yaztherapper
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
yaztherapper won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 30 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- man lil dick? Pfft, ask your mom bout the real size
- damn I'm ill with a kick. but I'm as calm as vanilla ice
- only difference is I can actually spit
- the heavens with 21 virgins makes it wet like your clit
- I bust like Kendrick Lamar but I aint a pet like you bitch
- I'm a real man with a itch
- for rap. but you pissed me off to a point that I cant scratch
- so instead I got out a knife and cut it
- yo your a dickhead who brought dicks in a bucket
- dont know what eye rhymes are. man do you even write
- thats probably why your losing to a man thats white
- saying that Santa aint coming tonight
- man he aint even real
- so keep praying that he'll be there cause I know that you got feels
- and keep " spraying " cause you think that you got the deals
- you aint can't even afford the meals, and your voice hits a squeals
- you a boy scout and I'm a navy seal
- you can't count plus I got rhymes that flow like banana peels
- so how the fuck do you expect to beat me
- you suck at rap more than you eat men's meat
- go ahead become Ken's seat
- plus you try to rap saying how I'm autistic
- but I came in your moms pussy so it must be genetic
- say it like Yoda " go, you must let it "
- you see I dont wanna be like this
- but I guess you gonna be dead in the sea like this
- your a mess who's life is on a thread, with bullets that you'll be lined with
- you sit at the big boy table ? then why can't you grammar like kindergarten
- my dicks the only toy I play with. you play with a hammer and you got a bigger problem
- it must be Halloween because your rhymes are an eyesore
- you need some medicine. your like a five year old, maybe four
- but you hear a knock at the door
- and it might be me
- go ahead and fight me please
- I'm right up there at one thousand degrees
- more wins than loses bitch I went up against the big leagues
- the only reason you won is cause went up against some idiot
- your a little bitch committing treason while on her period
- " scared of me ". who, you ? Man you just a piece of shit
- I'm scared of your reek. your skill cease to exist
- your the least of my worries 'cause you aint even risk
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You been here since twenty fourteen but only got six wins.
- I might beat you down and break you but to make you quit is never my intentions.
- Ive been here quite some time, and even you know my shit sublime.
- It aint cause the flow and the way I rhyme, but how I beat these niggas in a nick of time.
- I only have 7 losses god forbid I get ten, cause I don't never lose, all I do is win.
- Some say im cocky, when I get it, I flaunt it.
- Now I ordered a R.I.P shirt with your career on it.
- Im always on point, like number 2 pencil.
- Haters wanna trace me but too bad no stencils.
- You already know, im authentic with the flow, couldn't copy what I spit if I did at kinkos.
- Not your average teen, my pants never sag.
- But I do throw punches at you like your name is everlast.
- Find one mc better, pull em out please alert me.
- But im a star need a telescope to observe me.
- I like to see fantasies from niggas like dex.
- But him and I are like kings rook and I aint talking bout chest.
- Im talking bout punchlines straight to his chest.
- Optimism is a good trait but not when you know you cant defeat.
- Im like the president of rappad and no you cant impeach.
- I see your career leaving you like lebrons hairline.
- But not me im richer and flyer then the airlines.
- Beating every nigga and degrading on my spare time.
- But its keeping me busy like newscasters during air time.
- I asked my mom about you like you asked me to.
- She said let him dream lil dick niggas have fantasies to.
- A pet? If any its you nigga cause only dog get itches.
- You spittin shit that doesn't make sense so you cant be getting bitches.
- A bucket full of dicks, you think about dicks a little too much.
- But I feel you, when you have a small dick you fantasize as such.
- If im a boy scout and you a navy seal, Then is the navy even real.
- Cause you just disgrace the navy with them wack ass rap.
- But im break with my raps no snap like a fitted cap.
- How do I expect to beat you, you asking yourself that question.
- I got a song about it but I still aint flexin.
- You play with your dick cause you cant get pussy you a real fag.
- Trying to stretch your dick out using techniques on them porn ads.
- Last battle you admit I killed you, and this time you said my rhymes are eyesore.
- Nigga you like Will Ritson you couldn't lie more.
- What big leagues you go up against the only one I see is me.
- But you are 4 wins and 6 losses that don't look more wins to me.
- If you want to battle with big leagues, battle Fratricide and Lady V
- Hallowteeth, BrainBusta, Tj Felts, and you already battled me.
- Theres a lot more rappers out there, but I don't want to overwhelm you.
- Sorry round 2 failed you, but not a lot of niggas can swim in my lyrics like phelps do.
- So lil dex im calling you by your name now its all out of respect.
- Nice try lil nigga but no white nigga killing me on this set