DEFENDER'S RAP

• i'll pluck your tiny balls and play ping pong
• in front of yours, my dick looks like king kong
• you aint gonna need your balls anyway
• coz every chick you hit on, stalls you away
• so all you do with your dick is jerk off
• you put it in your phones charging port
• and freakin turn on the vibration mode!
• then say you had a ride on a bumpy road
• that's gross. you get bored and call for hoes
• but even she refuses to fuck you bro
• coz your penis is smaller than her toes
• so you say "honey, i'll double the money.
• but please let me see your bunny."
• she siad "keep the money for now
• call me when you hit your puberty."
• depressed as fuck, you went to a doctor
• "doctor, can you make my dick less softer
• and please give its length a huge rise?
• he said "son, i want you to open your eyes
• it would still be just 4 inches if it were double its size"