Battles  Rishav vs Harsh

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Harsh won this battle!

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on October 25 2016 and Battle on October 31 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • (Intro)These days, people think rap only means diss,
  • You make notes that I only can piss
  • So now I decided twist their neck with my lyrics..
  • I rhymed thousand times better then "him".
  • But still fagots made "him" win , harsh decision though
  • So I planned him to backhand in his on ways
  • Here's how my story goes :-
  • Yesterday I woke up from my Nap
  • I made a rap which was lyrical cap..
  • Rap bout a crab but his verses were illogical crap .
  • I was sure about positive feedback but "they" only made me setback
  • He, horny "Harsh" hardly had anything handy hymn
  • He got no rhyme shit, concentrated only to "I's and You" shit
  • Bitch you want knowledge about lyrical ability you should consult me.
  • Yeah! I paid to at your rap
  • Oh! It made me literally laugh loud like a lamb LOL
  • I was rapturous about my previous rap Oh ! boy
  • and now I'm coming at you as a pageboy
  • and fuck youe bride as a sex toy .
  • Let's come back to reality , YEAH ! I said I'll rhyme till immortality and I'm doing it.
  • Remember u think ur hurts me ! what's sup
  • but even I touched dirt I wont give up even if u got millions of people standing for ur shit
  • but Bitch remember I got a machete which would cut all dick heads off in a slit.
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  • So I planned to offer u lessons that I'v learned
  • First Rhyme until it looks fine both as lyrically as well as literally
  • Second don't be too rocky its sounds too floppy
  • Third Romanticize your rhythm and make 'em kill'em
  • Cook with hooks and break poems into canto
  • So, don't come again with something good onto
  • Your diss wasn't even to be piss on ,I am something you have to been on
  • I admonish you to have a good time with dictionary to improve your vocabulary
  • You'll say you romped through me or romped in me romped home me in the previous rap battles
  • Honestly I was eagerly waiting for your next rot talk, I judge you twice but you ain't were nice
  • Sad but truth you are a mere rookie running round in his rompers,
  • Why am I using too much of R words?-that's a cowards question
  • Since I always gather best for the rest, you can even fit into my under vest
  • And then your father said ,"why you are smaller then your mumma's breasts?"
  • Makin' my rhythm like a nest , condom's out to do rest.
  • Don't feel mitigated ,cause other lines are bit rusted....Busted?
  • My Knives are bit blunted but you can still be hunted...Hunted?
  • Why are you scrolling again Motherfuker you still want to get insulted
  • Better get out slut , still willing to get Fucked ?
  • I will suck every luck of your lust even if I killed her once Then what would you do?
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  • (hook) I diss..respected you...I diss...disgusting dissed you ? x3
  • Remember , you talked about education,
  • Matter fact dawg you failed more then twice or thrice
  • I ain't once I ruled every subject with brilliance
  • Now I will narrate my experience at your house as an hollow man
  • I saw you jerking while watching your own mother man.
  • Soon it grew further man you were also been watched by your father man,
  • his one was on dick condom in his other hand ran towards like a thunder man
  • He choose you not your busty mommy
  • When you were enjoying your 3rd gay sex
  • I took your mommy and fucked her in bed like a T-Rex
  • The rest happened with your sister man
  • twice...thrice....I don't remember no. of times...
  • I enjoyed reverse gang bang and they all enjoyed one man...
  • So, man Gonna fight you more
  • God made sin cause they made your head a shithole , From there you will again pass some shit more
  • I hope you will come prepared
  • but I have already shifted gears .... ,Read the 1st verse and learn to rap son..
  • Live onto death with diss track , Harsh go flush and wipe your ass with a Brush..
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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • man i'm so bored of winning against you. but this time imma beat you black and blue
  • you'll have no clue and i'll stab through your heart with the rhymes that i cook in my book
  • take a look at my raps. i took this rap game to another level and i shook
  • these bitch ass rappers, they took a u turn, never came back so never overlook
  • my power as i could blow your whole neighborhood. i wish last time you understood
  • you should not put foot in my hood. i say this for your own good. but you overlooked
  • your rhymes are under-cooked. you could put a little salt and pepper when you cook.
  • you know? look i've been hooked to slaying since my childhood. i'll rip you off your manhood.
  • you're lucky i didn't pull a gun to you face coz you're weak i can kill you with grace
  • and erase your existence coz you're such a disgrace. you mom should have you replaced
  • with a monkey in your case. you cant even tie your shoelace. you're so unhunky
  • but trust me boy, stop sending me challenges and fight with someone of your own league
  • because battling me i like planning your own siege. victory is outta your reach
  • i'll be chilling on beach smoking some cheech, while you sit on my side chopping some peach
  • for me. so let me teach you how to not be a leech at rapping. coz man, you suck!
  • the first step, quit. was the last step too. kept it short. didn't want to bore you with a speech
  • i dont know what you keep bugging me for. man i'll beat your ass till its numb and sore
  • fuck you in the ass like you're a whore. i keep hustling seven into twenty four
  • i swore to explode because i'm in beast mode, unload reload and unload my m4
  • down your throat. take a note you cant escape. by train or by road, airplane or a boat.
  • cut you into pieces like a butcher cuts a goat. people vote for me coz flow is dope
  • you better take a rope, write a death note and hang by the ceiling fan till you choke.
  • coz you provoked me. started off as joke. but now i'll crush you like a can of coke
  • you're going down a painful road, the worst episode of your life. you're trash and i'm gold.
  • so be bold enough as imma unfold the wrath like revolt. you gonna get smoked
  • i'm stoked with anger. you're exposed to danger. none can save you. call power rangers.
  • you're a stranger to these razor sharp rhymes. weapon of my choice- paper and pen
  • dont be a hater coz i'm greater and you're just a failure. you failed yet again.
  • you should've just jerked off and went to sleep. you're one of the foolish and stubborn men.
  • dont you understand? way ahead of you i stand. battling you is embarrassment
  • you're an element thats just irrelevant. you dont even matter, thats my judgement
  • but this loss aint gonna be permanent. you just try to match my intellegence
  • so thats my advice. aint gonna tell you twice because i aint that nice. add some spice
  • and brains to your raps. otherwise i'll keep crushing you like elephant on couple mice
  • but you got a very very long way. so it's wise for you to apologize
  • to this man whose ten times your size lyrically. can eat you with a bowl of rice.
  • with rhymes and heart cold as ice. splice words like crosswords. you don't match my time's worth.
  • now you shoo away. man imma break you coz your neck is thinner than my dick's girth
  • i was born crazy by birth. the doctors and nurse couldnt understand my powers
  • i'll end it here. i'm boiling with heat. gotta take a shower. hope i wasnt too sour.

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