CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Siolin I'm sorry for insulting you in our last battle, I really had no right too,
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• I was just mad pissed you look better in heels than I do!
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• See I really didn't mean it Si, and I know you're the nicest,
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• The most politest and quitest, man your goodness is priceless,
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• This dude's so nice you could take a shit on his couch,
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• He'd probably suck your dick after and let you piss in his mouth,
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• You're so beautiful Siolin, I can't denie it!
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• I don't give a fuck if that sounds mad childish,
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• I wanna oil you down till your forehead is shining'
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• Even the Jamaicans wanna see you in that gstring windin!
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• You're such a beautiful human, there's no room for improvement,
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• I wanna thank your mom and dad for producin such an irrefutable human!
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• A toss up between fucking you and being a billionare would leave me in that catch twenty two
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• I'd feel like Alan Arkin but honestly I'd probably chose you....
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• It's all gravy I just came to compliment this dish](.)
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• I'm so in awe coz damn his confidence is lit,
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• This dude literally ain't imcompetent for shit,
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• He could fucking bench press the moon or make the continents switch,
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• You're just so photogenic I even made a shrine, a picture collection,
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• I'm so infactuated I'm envious of your figures reflection,
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• What I'm tryna say is you're flawless, impecable, immaculate,
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• Saying I'm obsessed couldn't be more accurate,
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• It's such an honour to battle you, let me tell you I'm gracious,
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• I'm so happy we're tenacious to the point it's flirtatious,
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• Even if we were identical twins you'd be the most attractive,
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• And did I mention the fact that your penis is totes massive?
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• You make Morris Chestnut look like KRS
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• Would I screw you? The answer is YES
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• Even Victoria Beckham loves Siolin's fashion,
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• God damn! I could only wish for an ounce of your passion
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• He leads marches for equal rights swears he's part feminist,
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• I heard a dude that promotes progressive masculism is his mega arch nemesis,
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• His eyebrows are so on fleek and his perm is perfection,
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• When the milkman sees you're complexion he gets a semi erection,
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• Even if you had spyphillis and ghonarea, men would just wear plenty protection
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• Passing up a chance to sex this legend? You'd have to be mental
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• I'd rather share a cell with Fred West in that notorious mental section!