Battles ChosisDaKid vs
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Recorded battle, anything goes I guess. May the best man win
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm bringing fire, casting flames in a matter of secs
- Slapped rappers with a battle Axe to the neck
- 9/11 thoughts, every time I brain storm I'm crashing a jet
- Bars bulk up like Bowflex, my flows tucked like the chrome stashed in a belt
- I'm back to impress fanatic exects by dragging ya flesh
- back to the depths of Africa where terrible pterodactyls and bunch
- of cannibals will eat your ass for lunch
- body-bag you until you've had enough, hack this fuck
- i'm neo fighting the matrix, Hax as fuck
- my fastest punch will gas you up like fat bitches after lunch
- or fat British bitches after brunch, either way you wanna have it chump
- your raps just suck, i'm rapping(wrapping) up as mummies walk
- on Rappad my Rap Pad opens up Jumanji's box
- unleashing shit from Jurassic Park to snatch ya heart
- like Dracula on Valentine's day attacking marks
- come on slinky, how could you dream or manage to spar
- against a dude who's tossing the stars like medicine balls
- drive ya head to the wall, bled into scars
- faggot my thoughts are brighter than ideas Thomas Edison saw
- it's makes sense why you're called slinky,
- the way your skills fall to the bottom of the steps
- in a movement relate-able to ya flow; repetitiveness
- but a slinky always reforms like nothing happened
- but on the inside you'll be like damn I just got my ass kicked
- by a rapper who obtained another level of battling
- i'm Leonidas leading tyrants and a fleet of giant suicide seeking strikers
- sicker than a disease or virus that bleeds the iris at speeds of light bitch
- i'm an unbelievable rhymer, this is a lyrical god vs the Chief Keef of rhyming
- i'll stretch this slinky out until he looks like a string of iron
DEFENDER'S RAP
- // press 'play media' or https://soundcloud.com/slinky94/dear-chosis
- Crack a soda, im just atrocious on a mic, fucking ferocious man...
- so if you deny it, your lying, don't believe this man coz he's hiding-
- something in them dreads... I see keys, a few peas and my niece...
- what, wait...
- I'll sit posing on this sofa, like a pig roasting, take some pics,
- you know you want to lick this body, shit... I would if i could,
- consider myself a rich dip you stick your tip in, i mean chips, oops,
- that was gay HEHE. Don't let the crazy shit i say get to you baybay,
- i know you want to touch this six pack, but your no layday.
- Such a shame for you maybe, i know lately you've felt confused
- about your sexuality, but hay... don't feel bad, gay marriage isn't bad,
- in fact... it's just been legalized, "this could be your last chance!"
- don't be mad, there's a potential mate out there for you man,
- yes a busty man, or a she-male if your into that sorta thang,
- someone to hold your hand, sway, masturbate, ball and chain...
- oops there's the gay again, sorry i don't mean to arouse you man,
- didn't mean to rattle your can, "No you can't hold my hand!"
- dyamn... why don't you fucking understand, im not that type of man!
- but you can feel my guns, i will allow this once because i do it and it's fun,
- i don't need to use big words to spit this type of fuck up co-co crazay shit,
- i can make my own words up and they will all still follow me;
- bralagga, oh gombada, fuck-invent a polo pizza, yolo mother fakka!
- BIZINGA! HEHE... You getting this? Don't sniff me like im cheese,
- fuck sake PLEASE... i don't need any of this homosexuality,
- i just want to wee in peace without you staring at me whilst i pee...
- Geez... I read the dictionary, the thesaurus an all mighty stegosaurus,
- fuck your anal cavity with a walruses husk, stomp once and crush,
- leave behind a sentry musk, ward off the other cunts, i'm saving lunch,
- i like mush, you could be the chocolate to my cookie crisp biscuit,
- ohh yeah... brisket basket specially for Chosis, i got you some dead roses.