DEFENDER'S RAP

• How’s this for an opener: I’m gonna knick-knack paddywhack and flip this dog to bones.
• No, no, no, I mean: I’m gonna nick NAC’s saggy sack, now watch him drop and moan.
• Or wait, was it: I’m gonna nix NAC’s hat, see that? Now you can crown me like Rone.
• ‘Cause I’m gonna nick NAC’s ‘Pad, he’s wack, RapPad’s gettin’ a new king on the throne.
• Now which one should I use?
• I mean, I guess it doesn’t matter, ‘cause the fact remains,
• All you’re lackin’ as a rapper’s getting’ stacked on stage,
• I’m the last remaining chapter in your slack-jawed reign.
• See, they say you’re the “reigning champ,” but man, I’m callin’ you out,
• ‘Cause no one’s seen shit in six months, like damn, that’s a hell of a drought.
• I’d think a real king would work hard to stay ahead of the competition,
• Built a reputation of winnin’, driven by ambition,
• I’d think a real king would keep spittin’, expandin’ his vision,
• Never content with one kingdom he keeps attackin’ and winnin’.
• Huh, sounds kind of like this guy I know.
• While you slept for six months, he dropped 23 tracks and an album, that’s overdrive.
• While you slept for six months, he went undefeated and reached the peak of BYOB overnight.
• While you slept for six months, he won two cyphers and rose to heights, got Rone to write,
• All while you dozed all night and you think you’re the one who owns the fight?
• Right.
• I mean, what do you even have to attack?
• I guess you can laugh at the fact that I’m fat if anatomy’s all you have,
• Or say I ain’t a battler even after I battered these bastards,
• Or maybe blast me for bein’ human in music I’m producing that’s better than what you spit,
• But it seems to me that you’re losin’, tryna string together these loose hits,
• Every punch you chuck is just a nuisance without new shit,
• Because, to be perfectly honest man, we already knew it.
• But NAC still thinks he’s spittin’ gold bars, well I’m only seein’ annotations.
• How you gonna tell me that you throw hard when all your punches need translations?
• You should worry less about the tech, and focus more on the jab placement,
• ‘Cause every time I have to click, I swear that’s just a stab wasted
• But you’re the king of those old ways, and I don’t just want to see you dead in a casket,
• This is a revolution, cutting through your pollution, so I have to get your head in a basket