Battles Madder vs -ian-
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BYOB THRONE ROOM MADDER VS IAN
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This Droid more like your typical straw man, just ran past all the facts
- So the only way to rewire his insides is with a gas can and a match
- His girl? Half of his life done felt that she's his princess
- but to set the record straight, she stroke a 100 Meat faster than Michael Phelps at the olympics
- And if he takes the wrong angle with me?
- I'll show him I honestly rep the streets when I pinpoint his circle with no questions asked like geometry testing sheets
- He'll die secs after a blade opens him up with no biology lesson teached
- So you can come at me attacks with all your fake facts from Wikipedia
- But you can see yourself it'll make less news than the back page of the local Indian tabloid media
- While I leave more ash from my fire than the result of an 8-mile wide burned down meteor
- I wouldn't even want to be the guy who wants to be ya
- Personally I'm lager - that's a couple percent over you
- In other words, you remain at the bottom, I'm a leaver
- Get it? Would it make more sense if you had your finger on the words as I said it?
- Would it be less intense on your head if I dressed up as each letter of the alphabet or gave a little ten minute talk on each verse like TEDx or shipped each little sentence to you like preschooler's first FedEx?
- Yeah? Good.
- My guess is that you still wouldn't make sense of it.
- You'd probably pick out points in my rap while I haven't even ever mentioned it
- Please, A mortal victory ain't enough for me
- I take this shit to the afterlife and make sure that I murk your soul
- Cause I'll kill you, and murder every perp you know
- Drowning them in my perfect flow
- May as well, cause without me we never see Ian burning unless he tries to work a stove
- Man, his act? It isn't tight; it hurts cause it sounds like he's barely done any decent rapping in his life
- I mean the only time we ever see Ian on point is when I stab him with a fucking knife
DEFENDER'S RAP
- We got a problem here Rappad we’re gonna address it
- There’s a rapist piece of shit here and I’m going detective
- I don’t respect it something’s fishy so don’t be Koi when we press it
- Madder brings those songs before you sleep, before he comin aggressive
- Lulling y’all to pipe dreams: plumbs your depths like a septic
- He’s ruthless with these roofy lyrics… over head neckless
- But check this, his tracks are like crack: that’s a drug gateway
- And now all his songs are spinning up top like a Beyblade
- Got my lady hot and bothered even worse than SlayRage
- And now she all roped up like a Hentai rape slave
- Have you heard his fucking music? let’s discuss it
- listen to these lyrics they tell the truth about who his love is
- she loves me with all my heart – what the actual fuck, kid
- but only when I press start – he plays with a tucked dick
- he’s mid grade, mid rate with the mid tier substance
- Well I’m the vengeance for the victims - I bring front tier justice
- Madder you talk a big game, but those bars say mold
- you say you wanna blast this scene, but never came to Play D’oh
- Now flip it - my shots hit you on the fly like clay pigeons
- my gauge spinning: reads you can’t spit let alone slay writtens
- people know my bars are heavy, sayin “Droid’s pen a trait”
- I lay scars when I go hard I better denigrate
- He’s just soft rock, I’m boulder with it I’m crushin’ my quarry
- He’s in trouble/into rubble tryna spit doubles, buried in worry
- He blows chunks, throws up – then he hissed a mean bar: that’s Gravol/gravel
- This is aint just a rout I’m paving, watch this landslide travel
- Got you jacked up and retiring cuz you can’t make that track tough.
- All Racked up and You tryna clear the air when you gasp rough
- I’m mad bruh, I’m Diesel got your breath all hacked up
- Call this is the fucking Holocaust the way I got Jew gassed up