Battles Pseudo vs Sammmmmm
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Sammmmmm won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on October 1 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Sam is his name and he is a mexicano
- He looks like a turd and he loves discount Arnold
- Lol ABC I really wonder why he wants to be
- a kindergartener again, I assume he likes to see
- naked dudes in his shower every morning
- he never has fun cuz he's boring
- I smack him in the lips with my foot, but he enjoys it
- He likes to kiss clowns and he claims they're lit
- I'm in first grade too, Sam
- This is ur face, this is my hand
- curl it into a fist and feel the slam
- punch him in the tooth and he goes "Waaaah"
- cuz he a little baby and he cry
- lolol hahaha die
- I eat food everyday and I cry
- lolol hahaha die
- Sam is not cool he look like a cow
- I smack him in the head every now
- and again I hit him, cuz he gai
- lul tudai he will b ded cuz he dumb
- I bet sam like to suck his thumb
- hahaha ur so stew pid
- l0l0l time to get rid
- of this child who think he cool
- I want to drown him inside of a pool
- rip rip rip rip rip rip homie
- rip rip rip rip rip rip Jabronie
- I'm rick harrison this is my pawn shop
- You're like Harambe cuz ur about to get shot
- hahahah dank memes
- hahahah stank mooms
- I really like to drink exhaust fumes
- and I like to stick my head in a noose
- I kind of want to introduce
- you to this kid his name is sam
- he look so ugly he look like a yam
- I rip his face in this rap that i made
- u better be noob because u become are afraid
- l0l0l0l0l
- l0l0ll0l0l
- l0l
- k
- bye
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Aha, look man, I am trying not to hurt your feelings
- One more buck shot when this beat drops will leave you squealing
- Out of this rap town, straight to the crap town, you damn will be wheeling
- Now sit down, gather round, and prepare to face the damage that I'm dealing
- Now , look boy, i'm gonna give it to ya
- I'll beat your ass harder than your momma did to ya
- Shoot you once with these rhymes and it'll go straight through ya
- It blew ya, but screw ya, I'll let your hitman do ya
- Even the simplest could understand
- The amount I'm going to beat you, man
- I can't believe, it absurd
- For each lyric and each undeniable smack word
- Im spraying at you like semi-automatic
- Im a lyricist - a rhyme crack addict
- I picked a sick script and I flipped ya
- And I no longer lose but you're bruising too, ya
- No way I'm gonna leave this now.
- After every single word that i am spitting out
- Its amazing how
- Even if I try lose to you i get the same votes that you did, too
- Straight jokester, beatbox this broken poker
- Till his bones get chilled and even colder
- Im no hero, don' call me One Punch
- But I'm beating up this crim' like im eating him for lunch
- Now you're the last page of this novel I've offended.
- The last chapter of this book, yeah you're ended.