Battles Web_Alternate vs Venom-Joker
RULES
No BullShit Faggot-Joker Voters: Who ever you think has the better puns and rhyme, flow Wins
Max of 24 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 14 2016 and Battle on September 18 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fuck these jokers there all just lacking pro passion/
- Just nagging go bragging, all talk and no action/
- I'm having a hard time, with the new fashion/
- Fools dancing and jamming to wack tracks I'm slamming you damn It/
- To the ground take you down beat you in the playground/
- Frown this fake clown, feelings hurt and his heartbreaks loud/
- So pull the breaks now, and won't have much to say now/
- After I grab 2 venomous Vipers and shove the snakes down/
- Your throat, and make you sick quicker than Flash Can Spit/
- Quicker than a 9000lbs fat bitch sits, quicker than Flash Can Shit/
- 9000 times quicker than Spider Mans Webs Blast Can Hit/
- A fast submit already tapped and your Ass Can Quit!
- Your ass and shit, foul smelling and I'm passed feeling/
- My senses lack feeling, instead you got my ass Itching/
- Your not effing threatening, I'm edgier than Day Of Reckoning/
- Keep pressing testing and messing with me I'm too menacing/
- Wonder why I didn't say your name you question?
- Well your so irrelevant don't think its worth a mention/
- The red on my hands Is from your constant Bleeding/
- Your the opposite of deadly your name Is Misleading!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh YEAH! Well your just a freak but weak in the sheets/
- Your girl texted me said she needed a package of Beef/
- Cause I have plenty and all you have Is veggies/
- My dick is long and heavy like 1000lb Machete/
- Yours is thin like spaghetti it looks pretty sweaty/
- What bitch in the right mind would find that shit Sexy!
- You call yourself WebbedBat kinda mislead that/
- But can't catch a bitch In his webs and go bed that/
- You can catch flies and shit while feasting on a fags dick/
- Yeah! Webbed Dick cause you like dick bend over and tap this/
- Man you combing Spidy and that Bat's like they Birth You/
- So who's titties have you been sucking or did they thirst you/
- Praising these Emo ass Niggas like they fucking Kings/
- Call me Prince Charming Nigga and kiss my fucking Bling/
- Step in my ring and I'll fuck ya bitch and give her a Ring/
- She be my Sex Slave and you won't have webs to Swing/
- Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!