Battles Jito vs Wulfgrammz
RULES
Your a five year old rapper.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I let this girl take a sip from my juice box
- She think I look fresh with my dinosaur socks
- Went to the doctor got the big boy shot
- I did my homework, I did my chores
- Now I can show my friends all my dinosaurs
- I want my toy, Not yours, Kenny
- I'm older than you, look, I'm this many
- I ate plenty, not hungry, I found a penny!
- I'm rich and now I can get married
- I'm going to be an astronaut
- I'm going to be at the top
- I'll be rich, have a girlfriend and she'll love me and whatnot
- Dad, what's a booty?
- The golden rule is if it comes from a girl it has cooties
- Math problems, I can do three they don't fool me
- Ow! Mommy I need a Band-Aid
- I can't stand still while my Hands shake
- Oooooh! I'm telling!
- I'll tell the teacher and make her start yelling!
- I'll push you down the steps
- And leave you Out of breath
- Nevertheless I'll say it was out of self defense
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I'm the ghost of my esoteric alter ego
- There's no superhero in the hospital just placebo
- Back then was Hologram now is the dark side incognito
- Ghosts everywhere before the rising of the sun
- Who could show you the burnin' pentagon?
- Eye rolled to the knowledge of the Islamic pantheon
- I'm the ghost of the Mongolian cohort
- You'd never leave your comfort
- Smash your skin like your favorite drummer
- Buddha's meditation is just a state of slumber
- The number of thy beast is my identification number
- History's always written by the triumphant
- For the slaves the promised land was incumbent
- Deceived by the holy abundance they got summoned
- Black lives doesn't matter till y'all comprehend the racism
- Condemn them for innocence with sadism
- Like y'all just the future of fascism