Battles  NameRestraint vs Recency

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Respond with an actual BATTLE rap. Diss your opponent (me). Go hard. Writtens only.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Whatcha gonna do? Stab me and shoot me, enacting your movie?
  • if that's your strategy, then I'll be impressed if it actually moves me.
  • plick plack. blick black.
  • quick ask which axe: pick axe, battle axe?
  • rip that battle rap, it's wack. pat his back.
  • mismatched. Admin man, where's his diss at? in a sac of trash?
  • You bin that. But the win, I been havin bagged.
  • I mentioned a weapon quite carelessly.
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  • I don't do that often, instead i just enter the session nightmarishly
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  • Oh. Don't mind me I'm just tearing these challenges
  • from all these rappers preparing their shoalin fists, swearing I'm talentless.
  • For me to make a name ending the chapters of rappad's varied antagonists
  • is-a-path-which-is very inadequate.
  • If your craft is just on some fairy tale magic shit,
  • then excuse me while I rip out some very stale passages
  • stake a claim ya wiz kids
  • make a name, they witness
  • rake in fame: that's business
  • but first I'm takin' aim at your fiction, the stories you're declaring so adamant
  • bring the flames, 'cuz now you can dare to be valorous
  • you cast spells, fantastic bitch,
  • I cast judgment like stone, have a long stare at your shattered myth
  • because the stories you wove made you statuesque, the fragilest puff of aired flatulence
  • that's what happens when your spitting image is fashioned from frail glass I guess
  • There's nothing to marvel at now. Barely a cairn for analysis.
  • My story is my life changing, I'm bearing the catalyst
  • your story is "my life's ending"...and there's no finale twist
  • story's over, pluck the four-leafed clover from his hair, the account insists...
  • that means I took his fortune for the book debt that his librarian balances
  • call me the title-holder, I carry annals of this
  • I'll spare you my name,
  • but can't say it's the same for him when he's on the "buried in battle" list

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • say you wanna battle but you under the covers
  • you aint up and in them streets im just out here with my brothers
  • like you see this shit in black in white i see it in colors
  • you aint even making money while im breaking the numbers
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  • asking for a challenge thats exactly what you get
  • if you get offended you cant be a little bitch
  • fronting on my crew when you aint even with my clique
  • feelings on the gram somebody getting their chick
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  • never switch my game, i aint just for fame, but i like it when i hear your bitch screaming my name
  • flow is real insane but im not derranged, even if the wanna lock my ass in a cage
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  • you aint never on top, you cant rap you should stop, all your homies say they love me cause my flow is hot
  • you about to flop, st laurent i cop, i be spending 40 million every time i shop
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  • we two different types, i still lay that pipe, all my raps ignite, when it strike midnight
  • your bitch ass cant fight, cant you get this right, your ass isnt on the top because youre scared of heights

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