DEFENDER'S RAP

• My rhymes are bull, yours are bear, baron of barren wastelands laid bare
• These fucking rappers all say the same shit just to see how they fare
• Your first set of rhymes are bad, this one's like a sequel to Daddy Daycare
• This ain't 8-mile, this is 3-mile, wait for radioactive waste decay here
• Chop you up like an onion, but only cry because your rhymes suck
• So if you want to be a cum stain, you'd be a cannibal and that's a mindfuck
• So eat me, you're already trying to grill me like silly until I'm scorching
• Stick a fork in my sore skin while it's warpin' like your mind high morphine
• Take your mouth, stick a cork in, take your rhymes, stick a fucking sword in
• I grab the mic, it's torching while I'm taking words with torque and morphing them into contortions
• Break the poor porcelain, forcin' my way into the world like the four horsemen
• Twist your torso into a misfortune abortion corpse while my words of war are pouring
• Holy places are unsafe from unholy rage, nothing can save you, not even earning heaven's grace
• You must be an asshole, because all you produce is shit like the jerky you jerks' rectums lays
• Like the chickenshit you are, but still you come up short like an imperfect eleven eggs
• And I don't want to hear about brevity from that English faggot who wrote thirty-seven plays
• You better edit those kinetic dialectics before they get shredded like lettuce
• Stick you poor wretches in a crevasse so nobody can pull you out with dredges
• I'm just a menace with a foot fetish because I jump off the wall and kick you like Pettis
• Slice up a nexus with pure zealots while reading Reddit sketches of people headless
• While you're such a cornball, you're basically a tamale, meat rolled in a corn husk
• And that's a-maize-ing, stalker predecessor, you forgot your bicycle helmet on the short bus
• You poor schmuck, thinking you're actually at sea world riding orcas and a porpoise
• Uppercut put your mind into orbit, so the odds of beating me are astronomical
• and unrealistic like blue ducks.
• Freakish this might of been to much for you but this is what you asked for.
• Stop just rhyming and learnto rap more.