Battles  NodusNoticeNoDiss vs R3D

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*****TEXT BATTLE ONLY***** No CURSING, WordPlay, Punchlines. - Nodus

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Nodus, you came looking for a battle but I'm not allowed to curse
  • what the fork man? I may not make thru a verse
  • But really where should I start
  • lets go back to the park
  • when I was just a little girl and so innocent was I
  • until you introduced me to the acid and said lets get high
  • in your apartment I found
  • so many little girls tied to the wall it was profound
  • "well golly gee mister I should probably leave"
  • but nope you me wanted like Amanda Bynes wants to blow
  • and boy did the bulge in your pants really show
  • Nodus it was horrible
  • it was worse than Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement
  • but soon I realized why you preyed on little girls
  • women prefer anacondas not gummy worms
  • don't worry, I got you tho
  • nobody will ever know what we did behind closed doors

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