Battles Hutch vs MiracleMiles
RULES
Diss
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
MiracleMiles won this battle!
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Battle on April 15 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, if you're looking for MiracleMile's diss, check the frozen aisle,
- He knows I'm bout to pass ZyloSylo so his words won't compile,
- He would choke but he knows he's gotta submit something worthwhile,
- But the shit sucks, so I easily digest his shit like as if I'm bile,
- His flow is old, used befo', doesn't have a unique style,
- I spend my free time rapping, he spends his Don't Step On The White Tile,
- Honestly I feel as though this dude is a reproduction of Rapkylle,
- Hell, the Biggest Loser competitors could run a faster mile,
- Hop on my band wagon, maybe you'll learn how to be poetical,
- After all I'm upperclassman, also defined as invincible,
- If only rappin' was an event in the special olympics, yo,
- Then maybe you'd gain traction on the chance to win a gold medal,
- You're filled with zero passion, you're miles beyond lyrical,
- I viewed your page only to fathom the fact that you're typical,
- I try to imagine your verse topping mine, like it's critical,
- Only thing is...I don't believe in miracles.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- ... *Ding!* You hear that? That's my diss ready.
- The people hearing me battle are in bliss already
- I have them all screaming like Ed, Edd, And Eddy,
- This kid trying to say shit about my flow, he's just jelly
- Since his is so unsteady. Look he's so nervous, he's all sweaty!
- I'll hop on his band wagon and chop that senpai with my machete
- Make him bleed out confetti, use his blood as a sauce for spaghetti
- I don't get why he's so petty, maybe because I fucked his chick.
- You trying to digest shit Hutch? You're gonna get clinically sick
- But that's not if I don't kill you with these lyrical shots "Click"
- You're gonna lick my dick while I bash your head in with a brick
- 'Cause my rhymes are just too quick and slick for this fucking spick!
- You're so fucking full of shit let me read a few lines *Choking sound*
- You see that? I can't even force myself to say your fucking rhymes
- Why? 'Cause I don't get why you'd take to time to write such a crime!
- I do this shit part-time but on collab tracks I pick up the slack
- If I will filled with zero passion, I'd sound like Jack
- Ima get on the flack and shoot your rhymes down on your track
- Now that you know I'm on the attack I'll eat your carcass for a snack
- But now that I'm on the offensive, it's time to talk about you
- You trying to diss battle me? I think you're missing a few screws
- You better start anew and name yourself "Laylow Two"
- Because like him, you try to stand tall and mighty, you need a clue
- That you are never gonna pass Zylo, He will always outdo.
- It's like you speaking urdu, only a few understand you
- And those few are you crew, you give 'em the cue to laugh and they overdo
- So let's review, You're untrue, gonna wish you pressed undo
- Even though I beat you the votes will be askew'd
- It is you who I'll pursue and subdue, you being number one is taboo
- You'll always be a number two, So now I'm done, I bid you adieu