Battles  Hutch vs MiracleMiles

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

MiracleMiles won this battle!

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Battle on April 15 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Yo, if you're looking for MiracleMile's diss, check the frozen aisle,
  • He knows I'm bout to pass ZyloSylo so his words won't compile,
  • He would choke but he knows he's gotta submit something worthwhile,
  • But the shit sucks, so I easily digest his shit like as if I'm bile,
  • His flow is old, used befo', doesn't have a unique style,
  • I spend my free time rapping, he spends his Don't Step On The White Tile,
  • Honestly I feel as though this dude is a reproduction of Rapkylle,
  • Hell, the Biggest Loser competitors could run a faster mile,
  • Hop on my band wagon, maybe you'll learn how to be poetical,
  • After all I'm upperclassman, also defined as invincible,
  • If only rappin' was an event in the special olympics, yo,
  • Then maybe you'd gain traction on the chance to win a gold medal,
  • You're filled with zero passion, you're miles beyond lyrical,
  • I viewed your page only to fathom the fact that you're typical,
  • I try to imagine your verse topping mine, like it's critical,
  • Only thing is...I don't believe in miracles.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • ... *Ding!* You hear that? That's my diss ready.
  • The people hearing me battle are in bliss already
  • I have them all screaming like Ed, Edd, And Eddy,
  • This kid trying to say shit about my flow, he's just jelly
  • Since his is so unsteady. Look he's so nervous, he's all sweaty!
  • I'll hop on his band wagon and chop that senpai with my machete
  • Make him bleed out confetti, use his blood as a sauce for spaghetti
  • I don't get why he's so petty, maybe because I fucked his chick.
  • You trying to digest shit Hutch? You're gonna get clinically sick
  • But that's not if I don't kill you with these lyrical shots "Click"
  • You're gonna lick my dick while I bash your head in with a brick
  • 'Cause my rhymes are just too quick and slick for this fucking spick!
  • You're so fucking full of shit let me read a few lines *Choking sound*
  • You see that? I can't even force myself to say your fucking rhymes
  • Why? 'Cause I don't get why you'd take to time to write such a crime!
  • I do this shit part-time but on collab tracks I pick up the slack
  • If I will filled with zero passion, I'd sound like Jack
  • Ima get on the flack and shoot your rhymes down on your track
  • Now that you know I'm on the attack I'll eat your carcass for a snack
  • But now that I'm on the offensive, it's time to talk about you
  • You trying to diss battle me? I think you're missing a few screws
  • You better start anew and name yourself "Laylow Two"
  • Because like him, you try to stand tall and mighty, you need a clue
  • That you are never gonna pass Zylo, He will always outdo.
  • It's like you speaking urdu, only a few understand you
  • And those few are you crew, you give 'em the cue to laugh and they overdo
  • So let's review, You're untrue, gonna wish you pressed undo
  • Even though I beat you the votes will be askew'd
  • It is you who I'll pursue and subdue, you being number one is taboo
  • You'll always be a number two, So now I'm done, I bid you adieu

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